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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #165 on: August 18, 2010, 12:29:51 pm »
When I was 8, I once woke up in the middle of the night. Under my bed. My bed that was very close to the ground, so that there was less than an inch between my head and the metal frame, as I discovered when I attempted to get up and find out why my room was in total darkness instead of mostly darkness. Of course, I did what was the most calm and rational course of act-Oh, wait, I just proceeded to freak the fuck out at being trapped under my bed. It took a good amount of force to get out from under there, and to this day I have no idea how I managed it while asleep.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #166 on: August 18, 2010, 01:11:55 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 18, 2010, 12:29:51 pm
When I was 8, I once woke up in the middle of the night. Under my bed. My bed that was very close to the ground, so that there was less than an inch between my head and the metal frame, as I discovered when I attempted to get up and find out why my room was in total darkness instead of mostly darkness. Of course, I did what was the most calm and rational course of act-Oh, wait, I just proceeded to freak the fuck out at being trapped under my bed. It took a good amount of force to get out from under there, and to this day I have no idea how I managed it while asleep.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #167 on: August 18, 2010, 01:14:20 pm »
Congratulations, you had non consensual sex with the monster under your bed.

Or you just fell from bed and rolled under it.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #168 on: August 18, 2010, 01:15:27 pm »
Fuckin' magnet, man ?
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #169 on: August 18, 2010, 01:18:26 pm »
Quote from: Dakk on August 18, 2010, 01:14:20 pm
Congratulations, you had non consensual sex with the monster under your bed.

At eight? Jeez. I had to wait till I was 12 to get lucky. And with a monster too? You had all the fun. :P
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #170 on: August 18, 2010, 01:32:43 pm »
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This is horrifying now.
Mostly because I'm 16 and still haven't truely done anything. I did do some things, but not the important one.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #171 on: August 18, 2010, 01:34:37 pm »
Things happen naturally, just avoid the tentacle monsters.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #172 on: August 18, 2010, 01:36:56 pm »
You mean my ex-girlfriend? She was fine. Inconsistent, but fine.

Oh, you mean rape-thulhu. Yeah, I'm keeping my distance from that one. :P
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #173 on: August 24, 2010, 08:22:08 am »
Why there is Japanese writing on my magnum condoms.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #174 on: August 24, 2010, 08:22:59 am »
Why does Huesoo have magnum condoms.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #175 on: August 24, 2010, 08:29:58 am »
Why is anything.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #176 on: August 24, 2010, 08:47:50 am »
While viewing my favourite translation site, my kittie jumped up to the keyboard and wrote in: ö-.ö-.ö-.ö-.ö-.
What did she want to tell me? Clicking "translate" gave nothing.

Then, most likely after seeing my confused, non-understanding look, she got back on the keyboard and wrote: "hyjujmn".
Is she a demon? Is she an Elder God? What should I do?
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #177 on: August 24, 2010, 08:49:39 am »
Kill it with fire.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #178 on: August 24, 2010, 09:03:36 am »
Give him a treat for being such a cute little demon.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #179 on: August 24, 2010, 09:21:05 am »
She's squinting at me.
She KNOWS.
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