Turn the somethingth:
play keep-away with the rib!
Result:1You try to keep the rib away from the bird. By swallowing it.
-1 healthIt hurt.
The skeletal giant eagle has become enraged!
(Eagle)4+1 vs 6(You) ( The dice love you guys
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The eagle comes at you ferociously, but you kick it in the face. Its skull shatters and whatever evil force seemed to be possessing the skeleton abandons it. Its bones falls lifelessly to the ground. As do you.
Landing roll:4You land in a soft patch of grass. And you also landed on your wing. It's now broken, so you can't fly. Even worse is, you're not really sure where you are right now. You seem to be in some kind of forest, but you have no idea in what direction the city is.
Status effect lost: WingI swim around until I learn how to magically control water.
Result:2+1You swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and swim, and almost get squashed by a giant spare-rib. More meat is falling from the sky. Either that, or raw shark has some odd side-effects.
(Giant steak, rare)3 vs 2(You)You almost don't get squashed by a giant steak.
-1 healthStill, that could've hurt a lot worse. You continue to swim, and swim, and swim, and...
(Giant sausage, oscar-mobile sized)3 vs 3(You)All this meat, wasted! It breaks your heart.
(Giant chicken leg)5 vs 3(you)It also breaks your skull.
-3 healthAt least the meat storm seems to have ended...for now.
I attack the guard, aiming to destroy what part of it's body the lasers come from, hopefully before he fires another one!
You attack the guard.
(You)1 vs 3(Guard)You grab onto his arm and try to break off his hand, but he just punches you in the face with his other one.
-1 healthAnd then you died.Status effect revealed: Bouncy ( take no falling damage )Reward reveled: Water Spirit ( spirit stays for 2 turns, can only use small to mid scale magic that involves water but always gets double 6's. New rule discovered: The number you pick doesn't only determine the status effect you start with, it also determines what happens when you die.To be honest, this is one of the less awesome ones, though. Sorry, Diablous 
You get up in your new spirit form. You feel you only have a small amount of time, but you also feel power, more than you have ever felt before. Now, you only have to decide: do you get revenge on the mortals that destroyed your body, or do you try to destroy as much of this horrible city as you can in the time you have?
I perfrom a roundhouse kick; Trying to shatter the very universe.
Instead of doing the sensible thing ( which is attacking the guards, by the way, or running away very fast ), you focus your attacks on the universe.
(You)3 vs 4+3(the universe)You try to kick the universe, but the universe dodges your attack! You expected the guards would have shot at you by now, but they seem distracted by something. A very shiny, glowy, blue Diablous, apparently. "Hi, Diablous!"
Cast Explosive Runes on Everything I see.
Result:1You want to cast Explosive Runes on everything you see. But how can you do that...
-3 healthif you have no eyes?
Status effect gained: Blind ( can't see. )You think you hear someone yelling, but you have no idea what's going on.
As Ochita: Test out my newfound burning laser powers on the building I'm in.
Result:5
You would, except you are not in a building. You decide that you should build one and
then test out your burning laser powers.
You build an elaborate underground evil lair with a laboratory full of human test subjects, a trap door at the entrance that drops people into your pet shark pool, a bunch of robotic minions willing to obey your every command, and a high-tech office where you can use all your giant television screens to monitor exactly what is happening in your lair and in the world.
Then you fire a burning laser at them. They explode.
(explosion)4 vs 3(you)-1 healthYou weren't standing near them, thankfully, but it still hurt!
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Deity of Impatience
Attempt to combine Shark with Eagle.
Result:6Spell created: Sheagle:A giant winged sharp with a razor-sharp chainsaw beak and talons. It can both fly and dive. It has grey feathers and its dorsal fin has turned into a large chainsaw.
It eats people. Oh, and this spell is not a summon, as you may have noticed. That's because, instead of merely summoning a Sheagle, it replaces all sharks and eagles with Sheagles in the region it is cast on.
Minor Boiling Flood > Ocean.
Result:3Your spell does not boil the ocean. Instead, it just heats up a little, but not enough to kill anyone ( except maybe polar bears ).
Lordinquisitor:
Number: 13
Emo ( can cut self once every 3 turns for 1 damage )
4/10 health
Frelock:
Number: 1
Lvl. 1 Magic User
Lvl. 1 Runecrafter
3/10 health
Inventory:
Shiny new chainmail, weakly enchanted with shattering rune, with ugly drawing
dwarfguy2:
Number: 3
Weak ( starts with 8 hp )
1/8 health
Nirur Torir:
Number: 18
Merman ( can breathe under water and swim infinitely )
Merman 2 ( no longer has any legs, but has gills and a tail )
Fast Learner ( 2 actions gain a level )
Lvl. 1 Underwater Wrestler
4/10 health
Ochita:
Vertigon:
Deity:
WeatherElemental SpellsMeteor
Minor Flood
Small Earthquake
Strong Winds
Illusions
Insanity
Anger
Possession
Undead vermin
Blobs
Eagle
Shark
Gravity ( lower, higher, remove, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Time ( slower, faster, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Size ( greater, smaller, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Life ( increase, decrease, randomize, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Fish Rain ( monster + weather )
Meatier Swarm ( elemental + mental )
Fish Flood ( monster + elemental )
Boiling Minor Flood ( weather + elemental )
Sheagle ( monster )
Oh, and added Diablous to the Deceased list, with notable actions, killcount, and injuries.
Oh yeah, and Vertigon is now in, should I have made that clearer? Probably. Either way, pick a location!
...yeah, sorry I forgot about that.
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