Turn 6? I forget...
Random fireballs everywhere to celebrate gaining a level.
Magic roll:5+1=6Result:5You feel a tremendous amount of energy flow through you as you prepare to fire fireballs all around you. You close your eyes and start spinning around while firing giant fireballs everywhere. What a great idea this was! Hopefully you didn't hit anyone,though. You decide to stop spinning and look around you...
FRIEND! FLY UP SUPER HIGH!
Result: 1You yell at the eagle while trying to fly with your one wing. The eagle starts scratching at you again, but you rip off one of it's ribs before it can hit you. The rib that you were holding on to, to be specific. While you are falling, you see something very bright coming your way.
( Fireball ) 5 vs 5 ( You )The fireball is coming right at you, but you manage to change it's course with your wing. It's now flying towards the eagle, who decided to chase you, presumably to get it's rib back.
( Fireball ) 4 vs 5 ( Eagle )The fireball flies right past the eagle, and it continues chasing you, while the ground is quickly approaching.
I fight on, powered by pure fighting spirit!
From the ground, you spin and kick at his legs again. Only this time, it actually works. The guard's "hand" goes off just as he is falling, but it doesn't hit anything. You prepare to finish the guard off, when suddenly...
( Fireball ) 5 vs 6 ( You )A giant fireball is falling from the sky, and it's about to hit you! But you think quick, and you grab the guards leg. You then swing him into the fireball, and it bounces away towards the other two guards.
( Fireball ) 2 vs 5 ( Guards )Unfortunately, instead of flying into them like you imagined it would, it just slowly rolls at them. The only guard left standing fires a laserbeam at it that sends it flying and smashing into a wall, leaving a large fireball-shaped hole in it. Perhaps your building-wrecking powers are influencing them as well. He then starts charging another laserbeam, three guesses who he's aiming it at.
I get a terrible vision of Diabolus lying wounded on the floor and through sheer force of will i teleport myself next to him and kick the guards to death, saving him.
Magic roll: 3Result: 6You meditate for a while on the floor, ignoring all the fireballs landing around you, and eventually you feel the magic running through your body. Then, you use the magic to teleport yourself to Diablous.
Not only do you teleport succesfully, you teleported yourself next to the last remaining guard. And in a flying kick position. Surely this should be enough to take him down, right?
( You ) 3 vs 6 ( Guard )Wrong. He simply punches you out of the air,
-1 healthand then fires a laser at you for good measure.
( Guard ) 5 vs 6 ( You )But you use the magic still remaining inside you to teleport yourself behind him just before the laser could hit you. And as an added bonus, you are on your feet now!
I bite the shark's dorsal fin off.
Result: 6You bite off the shark's dorsal fin. You were going to wrestle him to death after that, but it just tastes
so good, so you eat the rest of him as well.
Another kill for you!
Ochita: 'My eye! My beautiful beautiful eye!' I scream in agony, then find a replacement eyeball in this meat rain to put in my socket.
Result: 6Meat rain? What meat rain? The only thing that's raining is a giant fireball. That's even better!
You pluck the fireball out of the air, and see it has inexplicably shrunk down to eyeball size. You stick it in your empty socket. It's a perfect fit! Not only can you see with it, you can also shoot fire from it ( which means you can now shoot fire, laserbeams, and fiery burning laserbeams ). Plus, it just looks
so cool.---
Deity of Impatience
Combine Fish Storm with Minor Flood.
Result:5New spell created: Fish FloodFish Flood: A flash flood made entirely of fish! boon apetits! Warning: may contain piranha's, tiger sharks, electric eel and whale sharks.
Saves me having to type it up
If I could, Hot + Minor Flood, which equals boiling flood? 
Result:5 ( I'm beginning to think random.org is broken )
New spell created: Boiling Minor FloodBasically, yes. But since it's only a minor flood, it's only going to be boiling water up to your knees, unless you fall over. Definitely something you'd want to avoid.
I cast meatier swarm on the ocean
Magic roll: 6 ( yup, definitely broken )
Meat rains from the sky. Not just regular meat, either: giant meat. Like, really,really big meat. Steaks the size of oscar-mobiles and sausages as big as ships splash into the ocean, creating giant tidal waves and killing many of the people on the beach. And Nirur Torir is stuck in the middle of all this...
( Deity of Impatience may very well make it's first kill next turn )
Diablous:
Lordinquisitor:
Number: 13
Emo ( can cut self once every 3 turns for 1 damage )
4/10 health
Frelock:
Number: 1
Lvl. 1 Magic User
Lvl. 1 Runecrafter
6/10 health
Inventory:
Shiny new chainmail, weakly enchanted with shattering rune, with ugly drawing
dwarfguy2:
Number: 3
Weak ( starts with 8 hp )
Wing ( One wing, can’t really fly )
2/8 health
Nirur Torir:
Number: 18
Merman ( can breathe under water and swim infinitely )
Merman 2 ( no longer has any legs, but has gills and a tail )
Fast Learner ( 2 actions gain a level )
Lvl. 1 Underwater Wrestler
7/10 health
Ochita:
Deity of Impatience
Exp:
1,5/3 elemental
0,5/3 weather
WeatherElemental SpellsMeteor
Minor Flood
Small Earthquake
Strong Winds
Illusions
Insanity
Anger
Possession
Undead vermin
Blobs
Eagle
Shark
Gravity ( lower, higher, remove, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Time ( slower, faster, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Size ( greater, smaller, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Life ( increase, decrease, randomize, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Fish Rain ( monster + weather )
Meatier Swarm ( elemental + mental )
Fish Flood ( monster + elemental )
Boiling Minor Flood ( weather + elemental )
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