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[Tarran]

Best, underwear, ever.

[Phantom]

Have a look at SCP-804.

An environmentalist's dream machine.

They wanted to do it.

Dr. Sorts is to be transferred to another project and testing will continue. -O5-█

That is all.

[Criptfeind]

Weird things crawl out of it, the pool is growing, and an exploration into it was logged with the Foundation. Said exploration never took place, to the Foundation's knowlage.

That is no worse than some of the other SCPs.

[dwarfguy2]

Weird things crawl out of it, the pool is growing, and an exploration into it was logged with the Foundation. Said exploration never took place, to the Foundation's knowlage.

That is no worse than some of the other SCPs.

like 455?

[ChairmanPoo]

I just remembered something that the people here who enjoy mostly the creepy stories might enjoy:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=4.0

[ChairmanPoo]

PD: I find it amusing that the pool article had a swimming pools ad at the bottom.

[Criptfeind]

Weird things crawl out of it, the pool is growing, and an exploration into it was logged with the Foundation. Said exploration never took place, to the Foundation's knowlage.

That is no worse than some of the other SCPs.

like 455?

Yes.

[Karnewarrior]

PD: I find it amusing that the pool article had a swimming pools ad at the bottom.

They link the ads to the SCPs. The bug-lady one had a pesticide ad underneath, and Able had a therapy ad at the bottom. That made me literally L.O.L.

[Criptfeind]

Who is "they"? You know it is only a computer program that matches keywords right?

[Karnewarrior]

Who is "they"? You know it is only a computer program that matches keywords right?

*shrugs*

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I love 682's termanation logs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Item: SCP-272

Tissue Test Record:
N/A

Termination Test Record:

SCP-682 is released into enclosure amidst a circular array of thirty (30) two-thousand-watt (2,000W) stadium lights, of which only one (1) is switched on. SCP-272 is dropped onto SCP-682's shadow, and embeds itself in the reinforced concrete as expected. SCP-682 quickly discovers that it is trapped by SCP-272's presence in its shadow, and starts to attack SCP-272. SCP-682 then stops midway through its attack, examines 272 closely, bellows "[DATA EXPUNGED]", and slowly backs away from 272.

All thirty stadium lights are then switched on and off in random stroboscopic "disco" pattern, at 4 Hz. SCP-682 is forcibly hurled around the enclosure in random directions, in accordance with the stroboscopic pattern, and sustains heavy damage.

After fifty-five (55) minutes of this process, >95% of SCP-682's epidermis has been abraded away, its anterior left limb has been severed, sixty-three (63) of its teeth have been broken out of its jaw, and its skull has been fractured to the point that both its eyeballs have been dislodged from their sockets. At this point, SCP-682's exposed sub-dermal tissue begins to luminesce. The luminescence rapidly increases until it is brighter than the stadium lights, which eliminates SCP-682's shadow entirely. SCP-682 then collapses, and is no longer affected by the stroboscopic pattern.

SCP-682 continues luminescing for forty-eight (48) hours, remaining immobile for the duration; D-class personnel who recovered SCP-272 from the enclosure were not attacked, but sustained permanent retinal damage from SCP-682's luminescence despite wearing eye shields. After 48 hours, SCP-682 resumes normal activity.

Note: How did 682 know not to attack 272? Did it recognize the artifact? Was it able to read the glyphs carved into 272's surface? If 682 is literate, is it vulnerable to textual memetic-kill agents? Suggested methods for a viability study are welcome.

[dragnar]

I like their attempt to destroy it with a camera that makes things cease to exist. It vanished properly, then crawled out of the LHC some time later.

[ChairmanPoo]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-wtf

[Schilcote]

682 may just exist for the sole purpose of messing with the Foundation.

[DaPatman]

Painted on the side is the motto, in large capital letters, "When in doubt, launch into the sun" (which some feel can never match the flair of the SCP's old creed, "Into the fiery orb with ye").