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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[Dr. Melon]

Rincewind would just run away, he hates fighting. He'd rather just stay in the Library and manage the Librarian's bananas.

[ECrownofFire]

We should have a final match of winner vs sandworm. Sandworm will win it though.

[eerr]

how did we even get rincewind into a fight anyway?

[CJ1145]

I have an idea. How about an exclusive Defeat Means Friendship power that only Problem Sleuth has, recruiting anyone he defeats or ties to bring to the next match? Or is that too "overpowered"?

(I use the quotes not as sarcasm, but as a way of stating that since this is a popularity contest, overpowered doesn't really fit here.)

[dragnar]

how did we even get rincewind into a fight anyway?

What do you mean? Fights come to him naturally, not the other way around. Oh sure, he might not like it, but he's here anyway.

[Cheeetar]

Instead of rigging this match, Toony, just rig all the Bro matches. That way Kamina can still sort of win.

[ECrownofFire]

Instead of rigging this match, Toony, just rig all the Bro matches. That way Kamina can still sort of win.

At least his glasses will win.

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Instead of rigging this match, Toony, just rig all the Bro matches. That way Kamina can still sort of win.

At least his glasses will win.

Stupid anime shades. M'eh. He's not Kamina, Andrew did'nt knew that Kamina when he created Bro

[PTTG??]

If he made it to the last fight and saw the sandworm, Rincewind would say "Oh, no, Universe! You won't trick me into doing some kind of action that could concivibly accidentally cause me to be victorious in this crazy tournament, because then, I'm SURE someone's going to come up to me and give me a trophy and say, oh mighty Wizard Rincewind, won't you do this little thing like clear out the Dungeon of Doom, and BAM, off I am on annother terrible series of needlessly dangerous events, i.e., an adventure. So I'm just going to sit right here and not move a muscle- I'm not going to do a thing that the some idiot could mistake for a heroic act. Let the Luggage sort this Sandwurme thing out," and proceed to sit stock-still.
 
And so, obviously, since he's not moving, the worm won't see him, the luggage will eat it, and Rincewind will win the champianship.
 
It's only when Rincewind feels like he has even a chance of winning- or escaping- that he loses.

[Lucus Casius]

If Rincewind were to actually win this tournament, I vote that we make a thread dedicated to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RINCEWIND, in which we torture him endlessly with deadly and seemingly insurmountable odds.

He wouldn't be Rincewind otherwise.

[dragnar]

If Rincewind were to actually win this tournament, I vote that we make a thread dedicated to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RINCEWIND, in which we torture him endlessly with deadly and seemingly insurmountable odds.

He wouldn't be Rincewind otherwise.

Seconded. Even if he loses.

[Aklyon]

If Rincewind were to actually win this tournament, I vote that we make a thread dedicated to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RINCEWIND, in which we torture him endlessly with deadly and seemingly insurmountable odds.

He wouldn't be Rincewind otherwise.

Seconded. Even if he loses.

Thirded. to keep it slightly more related to this thread for a tiny bit longer, the first challenge should be Sandworm.

[Rolan7]

Curly is tied to Problem Sleuth's back, bro. And together, they can do ANYTHING.

(Man, Quote's gonna feel so betrayed if he comes up against them later on.)

Calling it now: If the three of them end up in a match, someoneTradanbattlan will write horrible amazing fanfiction threesome story about it.

I'm spending my vote on this happening. 

[darkrider2]

If Rincewind were to actually win this tournament, I vote that we make a thread dedicated to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RINCEWIND, in which we torture him endlessly with deadly and seemingly insurmountable odds.

He wouldn't be Rincewind otherwise.

Seconded. Even if he loses.

Thirded. to keep it slightly more related to this thread for a tiny bit longer, the first challenge should be Sandworm.

Fourthed. I'd like to see that.

[CJ1145]

If Rincewind were to actually win this tournament, I vote that we make a thread dedicated to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RINCEWIND, in which we torture him endlessly with deadly and seemingly insurmountable odds.

He wouldn't be Rincewind otherwise.

Seconded. Even if he loses.

Thirded. to keep it slightly more related to this thread for a tiny bit longer, the first challenge should be Sandworm.

Fourthed. I'd like to see that.

Fifthed, though we would need to handwave luggage so it doesn't solve all his problems. And I demand a Samurai Jack cameo.