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Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

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Cheddarius

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #165 on: July 07, 2010, 12:13:14 pm »
Stop fighting and suddenly become stern. Lay your hand gently on the nearest zombie's shoulder. Speak softly, but firmly. "I'm really sorry I have to say this, but we've been going through hard times, and your smelting work here just doesn't meet our high standards..." Lay your other hand on his shoulder, with a firm grip. "We can't afford to keep you here." Become angry. Gripping his shoulders, whirl around and hurl him into the smelter, roaring, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
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xtank5

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #166 on: July 07, 2010, 12:30:04 pm »
Do that. ^^^
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RedWarrior0

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #167 on: July 07, 2010, 02:08:34 pm »
Quote from: Cheddarius on July 07, 2010, 12:13:14 pm
Stop fighting and suddenly become stern. Lay your hand gently on the nearest zombie's shoulder. Speak softly, but firmly. "I'm really sorry I have to say this, but we've been going through hard times, and your smelting work here just doesn't meet our high standards..." Lay your other hand on his shoulder, with a firm grip. "We can't afford to keep you here." Become angry. Gripping his shoulders, whirl around and hurl him into the smelter, roaring, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
I agree.
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #168 on: July 07, 2010, 04:51:39 pm »
Quote from: Cheddarius on July 07, 2010, 12:13:14 pm
Stop fighting and suddenly become stern. Lay your hand gently on the nearest zombie's shoulder. Speak softly, but firmly. "I'm really sorry I have to say this, but we've been going through hard times, and your smelting work here just doesn't meet our high standards..." Lay your other hand on his shoulder, with a firm grip. "We can't afford to keep you here." Become angry. Gripping his shoulders, whirl around and hurl him into the smelter, roaring, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Sadly, picking someone up who is swinging a sword at you is not a good idea.

Health: 7/15

Inv: Five meat rations (+2 health).
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Equipment: Kevlar Uniform
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Ninteen45

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #169 on: July 07, 2010, 05:41:45 pm »
Climb on top of the furnace.
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ibot66

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #170 on: July 07, 2010, 08:38:47 pm »
SURRENDER!
also, why the countdown?
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #171 on: July 08, 2010, 05:49:49 pm »
Quote from: ibot66 on July 07, 2010, 08:38:47 pm
why the countdown?

You'll see, you'll all see! (Evil laughs)

Spoiler: For people who want to know (click to show/hide)
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xtank5

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2 (Impending DOOM)
« Reply #172 on: July 08, 2010, 05:58:09 pm »
Oh shit...
GET OUT OF THE BUILDING NOW!!!
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RedWarrior0

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 5
« Reply #173 on: July 08, 2010, 06:01:23 pm »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on July 03, 2010, 03:58:10 pm
killing another team-member who was caught off-guard. He had the dentonator.
Had he already used the detonator?
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #174 on: July 08, 2010, 06:12:37 pm »
Who said there was only one detonator?
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xtank5

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #175 on: July 08, 2010, 06:18:36 pm »
Do the humans have the other one?
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RedWarrior0

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #176 on: July 08, 2010, 06:23:48 pm »
"The detonator" seems to imply that it is THE detonator (singular!) for the explosives.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 0
« Reply #177 on: July 08, 2010, 06:26:26 pm »
OH NO!
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 2
« Reply #178 on: July 08, 2010, 07:12:03 pm »
Quote from: xtank5 on July 08, 2010, 06:18:36 pm
Do the humans have the other one?

There's no humans.
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xtank5

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 1. Big Boom!
« Reply #179 on: July 08, 2010, 07:15:00 pm »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on July 08, 2010, 07:12:03 pm
Quote from: xtank5 on July 08, 2010, 06:18:36 pm
Do the humans have the other one?

There's no humans.
Back at the base? 
Who has the other one?
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