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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[USEC_OFFICER]

There's an LP for that? Man, gotta look that up.

[Ochita]

Here my friend Now you owe me 10 minutes of my life as I had to search the entire database for it. 10 minutes.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Wow. I found it in less than 10 seconds. (ctrl+F for the win!)

[Ochita]

[ibot66]

I HAVE THE PERFECT COMPUTER FOR THIS. I really , really, want a source for finding it.

[RAM]

Follow the smell of clones while eating rats, hopefully you will eventually reach an equilibrium point at which you are regenerating as quickly as they eat you...

[Tack]

eat a bat, turn your flashlight off, throw the arm away and drop to the fucking ground.

[USEC_OFFICER]

USEC_OFFICER cancels forum game; needs 150 plot

Turn up when I think of more plot.

[USEC_OFFICER]

(Quick Update)

You turn off your flashlight, so the flying rats stop chasing you. You did not see this in a video game. At all.

You search the entire floor, finding no trace of your teammates. When you head back to the staircase, you find that they did not wait for you, and have gone on.

Wait a second, do I smell humans?

Health: 15/15

Inv: Colt Army Pistol (0/8)
       000142's arm (+2 health) (2/5)
       10 .37 bullets
       .37 revolver (6/7)
       SMG (36/36)

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform
                Bloodstained Wrench
                Flashlight (OFF)

[xtank5]

Find and kill/interrogate humans, with the wrench if possible, to save ammo.

[RAM]

Do a mindless zombie impersonation.

[Cheddarius]

Do you mean an impersonation of a mindless zombie, or a mindless impersonation of a zombie?

Humans are smart and armed. Use the revolver at the very least, the SMG if necessary.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Pulling out your revolver (You might need to conserve the SMG ammo), you slowly walk down the stairs. The smell of the humans grows stronger and stronger, as you stealthily sneak up on them.

Suddenly, one of the humans turns a corner in front of you. Surprised, he fires his SMG into your chest. You respond in kind with your revolver. After he collapses, dead, you steal his helmet from the body, and give him a bite. In a day, he'll become a zombie. You also steal his ammo as he is using the same SMG as you. You puzzle out his uniform, which you've never seen before.

You hear some of his friends up ahead. You duck behind a corner and hide. You see six of them come into view. They all are wearing the same uniform as the guy you killed, and have SMGs. You smell more humans around you.

Health: 13/15

Inv: Colt Army Pistol (0/8)
       000142's arm (+2 health) (2/5)
       9 .37 bullets
       SMG (36/36)
       SMG clip.
       Bloodstained Wrench

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform
                Helmet
                Flashlight (OFF)
                .37 revolver (/7)

[Ochita]

check for nuclear bomb, then use the yellow crystal on him.. Seriously.

[RedWarrior0]

Stop time. Hammer people.