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[Jackrabbit]

I've got the best idea for a trap that warns people and yet does not give them the prior knowledge to avoid the trap.

Chain up Admiral Ackbar in your living room and have him savage any strangers that break in.

[sonerohi]

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.

[Vester]

I've got the best idea for a trap that warns people and yet does not give them the prior knowledge to avoid the trap.

Chain up Admiral Ackbar in your living room and have him savage any strangers that break in.

Don't you find the idea of chaining up a giant sentient salmon-man in your living room a little distasteful?

And also, racist?

Against salmon?

[smigenboger]

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.

People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

[Duke 2.0]

And also, racist?
Against salmon?

That's the beauty, it's a different species. Unless you also believe that every humanoid species in Sci-Fi can trace their lineage back to William Shatner.

[Jackrabbit]

I've got the best idea for a trap that warns people and yet does not give them the prior knowledge to avoid the trap.

Chain up Admiral Ackbar in your living room and have him savage any strangers that break in.

Don't you find the idea of chaining up a giant sentient salmon-man in your living room a little distasteful?

And also, racist?

Against salmon?

Hey, if there's a way to mistreat a fellow sentient being, break the law and reference a meme all at the same time I am all over it like a lolcat on a cheezburger

[Grakelin]

And also, racist?
Against salmon?

That's the beauty, it's a different species. Unless you also believe that every humanoid species in Sci-Fi can trace their lineage back to William Shatner.

That wouldn't make it inhumane to chain it up, though.

Also, Admiral Ackbar is a squid.

[Jackrabbit]

How do you know this?

[Grakelin]

Because his species is Mon Calamari.

[Jackrabbit]

Ah, fair enough. My love of puns appears to have failed me.

[Footkerchief]

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.

People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

One is all you need.

[quinnr]

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.

People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

One is all you need.

...what the hell is this?

[Jackrabbit]

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.

People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

One is all you need.

...what the hell is this?

A fight scene that may be better than that one from Star Trek: TOS?

[Grakelin]

You have to wonder what people are thinking when they bankroll this shit.

[Jackrabbit]

You have to wonder what people are thinking when they bankroll this shit.

Probably "let's see how popular we can make this on youtube".