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Jackrabbit

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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2010, 04:55:24 pm »

I've got the best idea for a trap that warns people and yet does not give them the prior knowledge to avoid the trap.

Chain up Admiral Ackbar in your living room and have him savage any strangers that break in.
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« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2010, 05:00:51 pm »

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2010, 10:45:28 pm »

I've got the best idea for a trap that warns people and yet does not give them the prior knowledge to avoid the trap.

Chain up Admiral Ackbar in your living room and have him savage any strangers that break in.

Don't you find the idea of chaining up a giant sentient salmon-man in your living room a little distasteful?

And also, racist?

Against salmon?
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2010, 10:53:20 pm »

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.
People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2010, 10:56:17 pm »

And also, racist?
Against salmon?
That's the beauty, it's a different species. Unless you also believe that every humanoid species in Sci-Fi can trace their lineage back to William Shatner.
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2010, 01:05:26 am »

I've got the best idea for a trap that warns people and yet does not give them the prior knowledge to avoid the trap.

Chain up Admiral Ackbar in your living room and have him savage any strangers that break in.

Don't you find the idea of chaining up a giant sentient salmon-man in your living room a little distasteful?

And also, racist?

Against salmon?

Hey, if there's a way to mistreat a fellow sentient being, break the law and reference a meme all at the same time I am all over it like a lolcat on a cheezburger
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2010, 01:10:45 am »

And also, racist?
Against salmon?
That's the beauty, it's a different species. Unless you also believe that every humanoid species in Sci-Fi can trace their lineage back to William Shatner.

That wouldn't make it inhumane to chain it up, though.

Also, Admiral Ackbar is a squid.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2010, 01:12:02 am »

How do you know this?
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2010, 01:14:23 am »

Because his species is Mon Calamari.
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2010, 01:24:47 am »

Ah, fair enough. My love of puns appears to have failed me.
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #70 on: June 16, 2010, 02:59:46 am »

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.
People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

One is all you need.
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« Reply #71 on: June 16, 2010, 04:07:53 am »

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.
People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

One is all you need.
...what the hell is this?
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #72 on: June 16, 2010, 04:08:30 am »

Meat hooks on every inch of ceiling space, hanging at the average eye level.
People vary in size, you'd have to have sets of three or four hanging on each line.

One is all you need.
...what the hell is this?

A fight scene that may be better than that one from Star Trek: TOS?
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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #73 on: June 16, 2010, 05:05:28 am »

You have to wonder what people are thinking when they bankroll this shit.
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I am have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Homeowners CAN be sued by burglars
« Reply #74 on: June 16, 2010, 05:06:22 am »

You have to wonder what people are thinking when they bankroll this shit.
Probably "let's see how popular we can make this on youtube".
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