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[Dutchling]

Can you control both parts of your face?

[Graknorke]

Dutchling typing isn't the same as speaking. Slurred typing doesn't translate to slurred speech.

[Dutchling]

That's what they want you to think.

[Frumple]

... unless it's one of those speech to text things?

It'd probably have to be really well calibrated to pull that off instead of just getting the wrong words, though.

[Putnam]

Dutchling typing isn't the same as speaking. Slurred typing doesn't translate to slurred speech.

You ain't seen me when I'm tired.

Hint: it's basically typos everywhere. Basically, I just stop correcting typos. Well, I never do that on forum posts, but if I were to be in a chat, it woudl start reading like this. Which is to say one typo, but whatever.

[Sinistar]

Not to downplay how shitty Google's design team is, but there is now an obviously-labelled "Autoplay" switch at the top of the right-hand feed. I seem to recall at least one iteration where you couldn't turn off autoplay at all.

Well, invisible autoplay is probably the single more annoying thing than the autoplay in it's current form, so... I guess I should be happy I at least missed that somehow, that's what you saying?

[Rolan7]

Not to downplay how shitty Google's design team is, but there is now an obviously-labelled "Autoplay" switch at the top of the right-hand feed. I seem to recall at least one iteration where you couldn't turn off autoplay at all.

Is there?  I'm looking where the autoplay button used to be and it's been replaced with "Repeat Playlist" and flippin' "Shuffle".  This and Google Maps, I swear, it's like they're doing some meta-UI-design where in they design their users to interface with... bad... interfaces.  Shut up it's 4AM.

[Tiruin]

Tiruin, go to a hospital. Either you have ADHD and have taken serious e-numbers and so can't type properly, you've had a stroke or you've had a complex partial seizure.

xD
You're cute with that diagnosis. Silly.

[UXLZ]

Erm...
Ah...

That doesn't look very good taken out of context GO.

[Orange Wizard]

Neither does "fapmaster supreme".

[Orange Wizard]

Pretty sure you're just making stuff up now.

[timferius]

Guys, I have a van now, we can totally abduct people! You can drive to the Philippines and Honduras from Canada, right?

[timferius]

Pancakes: Number one: Failed. Shredded because it stuck harder than fucking superglue.
Number two: Failed, same reason despite putting more oil in the pan
Number three: Failed, more oil in the pan than in Alaska, didn't stick, tried flipping, folded over, splashed everywhere. By the time the middle was cooked everything was burnt.

Out of pancake batter.

Hoo-fucking-ray. I'm investing in a fucking teflon coated pan when I can. ANYTHING with eggs in that I cook in the ones we have sticks unless it's got so much oil that it's like pouring the oil directly into your mouth. This includes eggs. Eggs are actually the worst culprits.

You may want to turn your oven down? Pancakes work best on low to mid-low I find. I have a really hot oven, I rarely cook anything over mid.

[Darvi]

Arglefargle. Playing a bit of Fortune Summoner, and let me just say this with a degree of fervor: Fuck all things that fly.

That is all.

I can't remember those enemies being so bad.

The joke here being that I have a terrible memory.

[karhell]

Pancakes: Number one: Failed. Shredded because it stuck harder than fucking superglue.
Number two: Failed, same reason despite putting more oil in the pan
Number three: Failed, more oil in the pan than in Alaska, didn't stick, tried flipping, folded over, splashed everywhere. By the time the middle was cooked everything was burnt.

Out of pancake batter.

Hoo-fucking-ray. I'm investing in a fucking teflon coated pan when I can. ANYTHING with eggs in that I cook in the ones we have sticks unless it's got so much oil that it's like pouring the oil directly into your mouth. This includes eggs. Eggs are actually the worst culprits.

You may want to turn your oven down? Pancakes work best on low to mid-low I find. I have a really hot oven, I rarely cook anything over mid.

It was set at 180 degrees, which is pretty much the minimum for everything. If anything, turning it up's better from what I understand, as higher temperatures makes it harder for things to stick.

Oven ? You make pancakes in an oven ?  o.O
But yep, the first thing is to oil your pan (butter gives a better taste, IMHO), and get it as hot as you reasonably can (without burning the (oil|butter|lard|whatever)) before pouring the batter.

And yeah, teflon-coated is much easier to handle