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[Tiruin]

Roommate! When you boil eggs, it is imperative that you not forget about it and leave for class with the stove still on! Fortunately the place isn't on fire, it'd just filled with smoke by the time I noticed because my door was closed.

Ogods ._.
Glad it didn't come out any worse...

Agreed, don't be rude. In fact, you need to eat those eggs, in front of him. Otherwise it would be a dire insult to his family and his honour.

The egg is dishonored by the burn.

[Dutchling]

tiruin wants roommate to commit sudoku

[Graknorke]

Agreed, don't be rude. In fact, you need to eat those eggs, in front of him. Otherwise it would be a dire insult to his family and his honour.

Spoiler: You don't have to tell me what happened... (click to show/hide)

Man that thing has been sitting around unsorted in my images folder for so long I almost couldn't find it.

[Bauglir]

>he

Y'got that one wrong, mates

The eggs are, however, exploded and blackened. I have no desire to eat them. I have left them submerged in the sink with the pot (that's a cooking vessel, by the way), for I had no time to do the cleanup beyond putting the carton of uncooked eggs back in the fridge.

[timferius]

>he

Y'got that one wrong, mates

The eggs are, however, exploded and blackened. I have no desire to eat them. I have left them submerged in the sink with the pot (that's a cooking vessel, by the way), for I had no time to do the cleanup beyond putting the carton of uncooked eggs back in the fridge.

See, that would just make eating the eggs weirder, just sit there with them on a plate waiting for them to get back, and when they come in, just lock eyes and slowly start eating.

[Frumple]

Please don't eat the exploded, carbonized, death eggs. Your roommate's honor is not worth the consumption of death eggs.

[Yoink]

What if said roommate is a samurai 
maybe you're dead either way

[GiglameshDespair]

Well, if they poison you, the carbon with the eggs should absorb the poison.
So you'd be fine.

Chow down.

[TD1]

Be better off eating charcoal, though.

[Rolan7]

Burnt toast or pancakes taste harsh but not bad per se.  Help settle the stomach even I think.
Burnt eggs...  Ought to be safe but sound disgusting.

The disposal thingy in the sink wasn't working so I prodded it a bit (with a scrub brush, not fingers haha).  When I tried turning it on again it sprayed yucky water to a surprising height.  Mainly feel silly for not putting the rubber bit back first.

Also my router is starting to fail, and I received a notice that I owe my landlord 37 cents.  Not so much rage as mild aggravation.

[Spehss _]

I am so fed up with my cunt of a roommate screaming in frustration as he loses at Madden. I can leave the room, and I'm going to leave in a few minutes to go to class, but they'll probably still be playing when I get back. Tired of having to put up with their shit.

[Yoink]

Have you considered murder?
Or, perhaps applying to be switched to a different room?

[Bauglir]

Y'know, charred protein is pretty much the entire basis for people thinking red meat causes cancer. I ain't touchin' dose eggs.

[Frumple]

Ear muffs. Nice, noise canceling, ear muffs. Maybe some ear plugs, too. Or just stick some ear-bud headphones inside the ear muffs and play some low classical or somethin'.

[Arcvasti]

Have you considered murder?

Now, now, that's a bit excessive. Tongue removal ought to solve this problem nicely and bloodlessly.