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[MaximumZero]

...we do that now.

[KingofstarrySkies]

EDGY POLITICAL HUMOR AND SUCH

let's not

[Furtuka]

You're using edgy wrong.

[Arcvasti]

And I'll squeeze lemon juice in the wound. We're the perfect team!

Not sure what I can do. Masturbate on their bedsheets?

Or on the aforementioned wounds. Or would that be soothing, like some incredibly fucked-up skin cream? I don't know. Its never come up. Hopefully it never will.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'll pump gas into and around the wound and person.

Hrmmm...Flammable or Caustic...

[Yoink]

Fuck Eftpos.

[i2amroy]

And I'll squeeze lemon juice in the wound. We're the perfect team!

Not sure what I can do. Masturbate on their bedsheets?

Or on the aforementioned wounds. Or would that be soothing, like some incredibly fucked-up skin cream? I don't know. Its never come up. Hopefully it never will.

I don't think it would do anything other than actually dampen the chance of them getting infected due to it's variety of various antibacterial/fungal/etc. effects. The ph is rather close to that of water.

[Bohandas]

And I'll squeeze lemon juice in the wound. We're the perfect team!

Not sure what I can do. Masturbate on their bedsheets?

Or on the aforementioned wounds. Or would that be soothing, like some incredibly fucked-up skin cream? I don't know. Its never come up. Hopefully it never will.

I would imagine it would be erotic. Like bukkakae.

[MaximumZero]

You guys. Not the best topic choice.

[nenjin]

Yes, move on please.

[Bohandas]

My insurance company keeps decreasing the dosages that they cover!

[the1337doofus]

An Strongly Worded Letter to My Body, which I despise;

Ow.... my fucking EVERYTHING.

I have a headache, a sore back, a sprained ankle, and my eyes water. I have no damned clue why you've decided to start acting like you're dying, (well, except for the ankle), and I hate it. Screw you, body. Why are you doing this? Why the constant pain and misery? Do you hate me? Have I somehow abused you? I exercise you every other day! I feed you and make sure you're in good condition! I am nothing but nice to you? So why? Every damn week, SOMETHING goes wrong with you, and I can't fix nor prevent it!
Screw you body. Gettin' real sick of your shit...

-Doof


...So yeah. I've been in constant pain for the past week and I've gone from sad  about the pain to pissed that it won't stop and no medication seems to be working.

[MaximumZero]

...can we trade? I feel like that would be a fair trade, right guys?

[Graknorke]

My insurance company keeps decreasing the dosages that they cover!

It's part of the Homeopathy World Order.
Just you wait.

[Sebastian2203]

I probably want to start a rant....

This has been going trough my mind for a long time and I think this is the best time to vent it out.

I HATE ALL THOSE ------ CORPORATIONS

EA: ----- you and your marketing tactics
----- your everything for murdering my favorite game series Mass Effect.
How can you be so cruel ? How can bioware be surprised about " negative feedback" for the ending.
How can someone disrespect his customers like this???!!?!

Next are real life companies  and their products
Oh CocaCola how I hate you and your fake --- ---- ads which some people think are "heart warming"
are you ------ kidding me? And what's with this coca cola truck  madness near my town?
People are seriously raging because they didn't got to see that ---- truck ? What....
Not to mention they basically try to kill off traditions of my country by enforcing Santa Claus....
Also I heard it's okay to drink CocaCola everyday at USA ??!! I heard this unconfirmed rumor that it is weakening your bones and damaging your teeth.... Here we drink it rarely and when there's some kind of celebration....

Another is Nuttela or however they call that chocolate butter which I like BUT I hate how they are to put their Nutella thing everywhere.... Nuttela toilet paper! Nutella underwear yay !!!! NOPE

I might be overreacting and wrongly analyzing what I see everyday but this is my humble opinion