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[Descan]

Did you at least turn auto-save on? :V

[Knit tie]

Did you at least turn auto-save on? :V

After losing three wonderful fortresses to oblifion and punching my football hooligan flatmate in the liver, yes.

[Aseaheru]

Almonds.

Namely, Almonds in pilaf.

Now, I barely stand nuts raw, but a nut that I hate, in a food I really like...

Whatever asshat decided that that was a good thing is a bastard.

[KingofstarrySkies]

You're welcome~

[Aseaheru]

So, are you going to tell me where you are so I can go and make it slightly better on that?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Nope. Good luck. Wanker.

[Arcvasti]

Drench the entire abomination in syrup?

[Aseaheru]

Feed him almonds until he bursts.

[PyroDesu]

It could be worse... it could be pecans.

[Aseaheru]

I sorta perfer pecans to almonds...

[Spehss _]

My roommate just went and threw a quarter of a perfectly good loaf of bread in the trash with the excuse that "It's expired, the tag says 'sell by November 30'. " I ask if it's moldy. "No, but the tag says 'sell by November 30.' "

I just ate 2 slices of said bread in a sandwich today. Didn't die from it. It's not moldy. Not even dry. He insists it's expired because of the sell-by date. My face when.

He's an idiot sometimes. Most of the time. All of the time. Whatever, if they want damn sandwiches they can go buy the bread themselves. If this were bread they had bought he was throwing away I'd be ok with it but no, I'm the one who's been keeping the dorm relatively stocked with munchies. Shithead's throwing my money away.

[Helgoland]

Start having your own private food supply? It works rather well in my dorm... Or just tell that fucknut not to throw away stuff that he hasn't bought himself.

[EnigmaticHat]

In my apartment we have a system where you stick little post-it strips on the packaging (obviously you wouldn't want to do it to the actual food) and the coloring says whether you can share it or not.

Of course my apartment has actually trustworthy people... well bar one, but she's a food snob so she wouldn't want ours anyway

[timferius]

If I think my loaf of bread is going to stale or mold before I finish it, I'll throw it in the freezer and use it for toast.

[Akura]

Woke up at midnight with stomach acid burning the hell out of my throat. Managed to get to the sink before spitting out the bile that came with it. Eventually figured out that salt water really helped with the burning feelings in my mouth.

It could be worse... it could be pecans.

I sorta perfer pecans to almonds...

 

What's wrong with you nuts?