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[Sirus]

I'm sorry, I didn't know :<

[Tawa]

No. 'Tis cool.

FOR NOW.

We have to many wizards around here already <_<;

Damn right. Tier 1 classes should be banned!

The Great DM in the Sky seems to have no qualms about tiers.Completely unrelated to my multiple castings of Suggestion on him.

[Darvi]

Taw confirmed for DM's Girlfriend.

[Tawa]

Darvi confirmed for incapable of casting See Invisible.

[Darvi]

Why would I need to, nested [sup] tags aren't that hard to spot.

[hops]

I'm the DM AND the DM's girlfriend.
Check and m8

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Relevant (click to show/hide)

Shagging the DM(General)
Shrug of a bad die roll every half-hour.
Prerequisites: See the title.
Benefit: If you actually fulfill the prerequisite, the DM must offer you the one-time opportunity to select this feat (privately or publicly, according to the DM's whim) as soon as the PC has a free slot. Once per half-hour of playing time, you may re-roll any one die roll involving you merely by clearing your throat and looking meaningfully at the DM. If the DM fails to recognize this sign within 30 seconds, you receive the benefits of this feat without counting against your time limit.
Normal: Actually, if you play your cards right, it can work this way without the feat.

[AlleeCat]

IDK about you guys, but I still wouldn't let my girlfriend/boyfriend reroll things if I was running a game. I try to be a fair DM. Also it's irrelevant anyway because I'm painfully single.

[MaximumZero]

My wife doesn't get rerolls. I'm such a hardass.

[Frumple]

... not even when they have a class feature that allows them?

[Descan]

ESPECIALLY when they have a class feature like that. Buggers need to learn to ball-up and play with a handicap, wot wot.

[BlackFlyme]

Woo. Yard work with an asshole.

If he wasn't an ass, then there wouldn't have been any work at all. He used a leaf-blower to move all of the leaves in the backyard to the front yard, then made me and my mom put the piles into a wheelbarrow and move all of the leaves into piles back in the backyard.

He made things worse by being a dick with the leaf-blower. Going to the gravel driveway and blowing rocks at us. Blowing leaves out of the wheelbarrow. Being a loudmouth, screaming obscenities At one point he was also chasing the dogs with the leaf-blower, because it scares them and he found it funny.

[AlleeCat]

You probably shouldn't use your dick or your asshole for yard work...

[Sinistar]

Ahghblradgndf.

You know how they say you should never read YouTube comments? I should really, REALLY start doing that in general. Especially if that's comments under a news article.

See, there's this news webpage I frequent. So today they post another of those "Fossile fuels are shit, maybe we should re-think our strategy" kind of article every site publishes once in a while (I guess they did that today because BBC also did it).

And I KNEW I shouldn't read the comments under that article. But I did it, 3 times in fact during the span of the day.

Bah, just makes me wanna bang my head repeatedly in desk.

Look, I know Earth goes through cycles of warming up and cooling down. Yes, I know much can be said about the secondary effects on environment by electric cars. And yes, I know Al Gore is kind of a prick.

But seriously, why do some people refuse to simply think about changing some things? The basic notion of humans should always be to improve on things, even if just for the sake of awesome. Why can't we at least talk about possible alternatives to fossil fuels without being looked down upon like we are some goddamn hippie freedom hating vegan terrorist?

FFS. Science is awesome, come on.

blowing rocks at us
Blowing leaves out of the wheelbarrow.
Being a loudmouth
screaming obscenities
chasing the dogs with the leaf-blower, because it scares them and he found it funny

Punch him. Punch him HARD.

Alternatively, wait till you grow to be independent, self-reliant individual and murder his ass dig deep and pump magma in his house/room.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Hate.

HATE.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.