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[Teneb]

Was walking home from a class earlier today. I just finish crossing a street and am on a positively huge street corner. Plenty of space in that sidewalk. A woman who was going in another direction, and who wouldn't have come even close to me if she kept going in a straight line decides to instead go out of her way and bump into me from the side, hard. Fortunately I saw it coming and braced myself, but what made me rage is that she then acted as if I being in her way was outrageous. Just kept walking like nothing had happened, but still.

[Parsely]

Was walking home from a class earlier today. I just finish crossing a street and am on a positively huge street corner. Plenty of space in that sidewalk. A woman who was going in another direction, and who wouldn't have come even close to me if she kept going in a straight line decides to instead go out of her way and bump into me from the side, hard. Fortunately I saw it coming and braced myself, but what made me rage is that she then acted as if I being in her way was outrageous. Just kept walking like nothing had happened, but still.

( ._.)

[Willfor]

Was walking home from a class earlier today. I just finish crossing a street and am on a positively huge street corner. Plenty of space in that sidewalk. A woman who was going in another direction, and who wouldn't have come even close to me if she kept going in a straight line decides to instead go out of her way and bump into me from the side, hard. Fortunately I saw it coming and braced myself, but what made me rage is that she then acted as if I being in her way was outrageous. Just kept walking like nothing had happened, but still.

She was just bumping you to establish her authority over the sidewalk. (this is not a serious reply)

[timferius]

Have you checked your pockets/wallet?

[Teneb]

Have you checked your pockets/wallet?

Yeah. I keep everything at the front pockets at all times, double-checked my bag. Nothing missing.

[timferius]

Have you checked your pockets/wallet?

Yeah. I keep everything at the front pockets at all times, double-checked my bag. Nothing missing.

Well see! It could have been worse at least! I think some people just like to randomly assert their dominance by playing sidewalk chicken. Keep to the right people, carry on.

[Helgoland]

Probably was a pocket thief anyway - they don't have a 100% success rate, especially when confronted with loot in unusual places.
*Front-pocket wallet five!

[timferius]

Also yes, Front Pocket Master-Race!

(Did I do that right?)

[Parsely]

I wonder if you had continued sidestepping she would've pursued you infinitely. Like a murderous bat in an action platformer.

[timferius]

Or the Yeti at the end of SkiFree! Was she wearing a fur coat? Have you been devoured and you just don't realize it yet? Maybe she's just practising for the pending skiing season.

[Octobomb]

Or the Yeti at the end of SkiFree! Was she wearing a fur coat? Have you been devoured and you just don't realize it yet? Maybe she's just practising for the pending skiing season.

[Teneb]

Also yes, Front Pocket Master-Race!

(Did I do that right?)

Seems about right.

Also, seriously, why do people even put stuff in back pockets? Why are there even back pockets. Even excluding pickpockets, stuff can fall off, and you can break stuff by sitting on it.

*Front-pocket wallet five!

* Deathsword high-wallets

Ninjaedit: well, this surely went somewhere. Still, these comments did quite a lot to cheer me up, so thanks.

Realedit:

Or the Yeti at the end of SkiFree! Was she wearing a fur coat? Have you been devoured and you just don't realize it yet? Maybe she's just practising for the pending skiing season.

Mate, I'm in the souther hemisphere, it's the pending molten asphalt season.

[Arx]

I feel your molten asphalt pain. I don't know whether it's a blessing or a curse that mine also comes with gale-force winds, though.

The other problem with summer is that I have to stop wearing a jacket all the time, and it adds so many pockets! Also makes it impossible to pick my front pockets, and has two inside pockets.

[mastahcheese]

Nothing like having a good mood being ruined because someone can't stand to not be the center of fucking attention.

[Aseaheru]

Back pockets are around because they can be made bigger easier...

Also, they make special wallets for front pockets that are shaped in the way front pockets are.

((No, I aint raging. Just adding to toe conversation))

Dang ninja