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[TD1]

It would be you versus a cat.

It would have fur, and kitty-cat cute eyes that ensnare your cognitive functions. It also has claws, and sharp teeth.

Now, who do you think would win in a fair fight?

Can you even begin to imagine what it would be like if Mastah himself were to deign to come and face you himself?

You have not known pain until Mastah sticks his claws of righteous fury in you.

[Tawa]

Fist-fighting Mastah in an anime fashion?

I wanna make a gif of this now.

Let's see if my shitty gimping is up to the challenge.

EDIT: Mother of Armok. The fourth image when I looked up "mastahcheese's avatar" was grisha5's avatar, and Vibrating Gentlebird showed up not long after. I saw Gandalf, Vector's boat, Blitzdungeoneer's Sword Kirby, NAV, a few shitty pictures I made (including one of TPP Red's head exploding and a Descan Army advertisement), da_nang, highmax, a Remuthra hat, Nerjin's avatar, etc., etc.

It's kinda scary.

[i2amroy]

It's probably because it knows you use the DF forums and is ordering the images accordingly. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU FOREVER!

[hops]

ASSIMILATE

[Tawa]

Started work.

This will be fucking horrifying.

[4maskwolf]

Holy crap.
I just searched "Mastahcheese's avatars" in google images and the 21st picture that came up was something I flippantly posted in we are our avatars.

Creepy.

[TD1]

Searching "Mastahcheese cat army" brought up a cat army. Not under Mastah's name, but we all know he's too discreet to be named.

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Feral_Cat_Army_of_Green_Isle

[Tawa]

It's done.

And it's fucking awful.

If you dare, watch it.

Tawarochir Wizardries, Winc. does not hold liability to any eye damage, brain death, or memory scarring from seeing this GIF. Tawarochir Wizardries, Winc. does not reflect the views of mastahcheese or KingofStarrySkies toward attacking each other in horrible GIFs.

Spoiler: AAAAUGHKILLITWITHFIRE (click to show/hide)

[TD1]

HAHA

[NAV]

It's done.

And it's fucking awful.

If you dare, watch it.

Tawarochir Wizardries, Winc. does not hold liability to any eye damage, brain death, or memory scarring from seeing this GIF. Tawarochir Wizardries, Winc. does not reflect the views of mastahcheese or KingofStarrySkies toward attacking each other in horrible GIFs.

Spoiler: AAAAUGHKILLITWITHFIRE (click to show/hide)

+1000000000

[Worldmaster27]

NAV... y-your avatar.

The Masches Virus has infected him. It is beyond what we can do to heal; the only way to help him... is to end him.

* Worldmaster27 pumps shotgun

[TD1]

NAV... y-your avatar.

The Masches Virus has infected him. It is beyond what we can do to heal; the only way to help him... is to end him.

* Worldmaster27 pumps shotgun

NAVVVV NOOOOO

We lost....a good soul this day.

R.I.P., NAV the Balrog

[KingofstarrySkies]

You imply, Dwarfy, that I am not already resistant to kitty-eyes. Let us see how well claws pierce the ARMOR OF ICE AND INFINITE COLD!

[Redzephyr01]

NAV... y-your avatar.

The Masches Virus has infected him. It is beyond what we can do to heal; the only way to help him... is to end him.

* Worldmaster27 pumps shotgun

NAVVVV NOOOOO

We lost....a good soul this day.

R.I.P., NAV the Balrog

RIP in piece NAV nevar 5get

[EnigmaticHat]

Searching "Mastahcheese cat army" brought up a cat army. Not under Mastah's name, but we all know he's too discreet to be named.

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Feral_Cat_Army_of_Green_Isle

Reading that just made me realize that the first Redwall book had an actual cat, proportionately sized to the mice.