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[Orange Wizard]

Also, submarines require maintenance that I doubt any of us could do.

+1 for mountain/island, though. I can contribute... *checks wallet* sixty-tree cents.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'd be up for like, Craftwork. That's the most relaxed job.

That, or like, soapmaker. I don't think many of us could actually dig out a fortress.

[Bauglir]

Fuck it, I'll dump my life savings into this if we can get it rolling. $10,000, that's my contribution, although be aware that I'll be eroding the fuck out of it over the next two years.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'd imagine we'd end up all killing each other, hilariously. And if we did this, LSP would have to come. I guarantee we'd all go mad in moments.

[Tawa]

I call something like "mechanic" or "clothier", but have Toady draft me into the military for a little while so I can get a couple swordsman levels.

Speaking of anger and DF, the 72-creature siege killed off all my livestock. We're going to have to start butchering cats.

I hope they leave soon so I can go grab the prisoners so I can make them fight each other in the Lightningcave, a barbaric caged arena.

[Tomcost]

We're going to have to start butchering cats.

I was going to OOC this, then I realized that, as it is, the butcher of cats can't be considered something out of context in Bay12.

[TD1]

Hm.

The only thing we'll lack is a band of primitive warriors to attack our base at intervals. Sure, we can release keas and things on the island, but we need sentient gore.

Maybe we could get a mad scientist to make us some enemies intelligent enough to be fun killing? Perhaps by mixing the DNA of humans with that of Toads. Then, like in Jurassic Park, they'd be able to breed even if there are only males, and we'd still be able to call 'em filthy greenskins.

[Tawa]

Silly DwArfY, we only need to hit the cavern layer.

The mole men will make short work of us. Like they did with Thomas Jefferson.

[Loud Whispers]

There's a 54 acre island in Canada for sale at $40k

[TD1]

I could give...maybe £2000.

More at a pinch.

[SealyStar]

There's a 54 acre island in Canada for sale at $40k

Why does this make you angry? That it's going for a few hundred dollars an acre?
...
Really, if you told that to my parents they might buy it just to upstage the region's lake-cottage fanatics.

[TD1]

?
I'm pretty sure it's to do with the conversation on a Bay Home, for lack of a better name.

[Tomcost]

There's a 54 acre island in Canada for sale at $40k

Why does this make you angry? That it's going for a few hundred dollars an acre?

We were talking about buying an island for Bay12. There was one in Greece that costed like 5.5 million dollars with the same dimensions.

[miauw62]

Also, submarines require maintenance that I doubt any of us could do.

+1 for mountain/island, though. I can contribute... *checks wallet* sixty-tree cents.

MH is a scientist, he'll do the maintenance

[SealyStar]

Who wants to set up the Kickstarter?