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[Yoink]

With how much time I waste on the internet these days, it'd probably be a good thing for me to have someone telling me to get off my arse and do things. :<
I doubt I'd listen to them, though.

[Worldmaster27]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

What is it with parents and "X technology that didn't exist when I was your age will give you cancer!"?

I'm sure that, if books were a new technology and popular with younger generations, they'd say that touching/looking at paper too long would give you Ebola.

[Orange Wizard]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

What is it with parents and "X technology that didn't exist when I was your age will give you cancer!"?

I'm sure that, if books were a new technology and popular with younger generations, they'd say that touching/looking at paper too long would give you Ebola.

Oh yeah. If happens to everything. Microwaves, televisions... but only when someone other than them is using it.

[Worldmaster27]

It only affects younger generations, don'tchya know?

[Orange Wizard]

Which makes sense, because they want us to give them grandchildren.

Lazy sods.

[SalmonGod]

If your parents keep nagging at you to give them grandchildren...

Spoiler: touching poles (click to show/hide)

* SalmonGod charges greatorder with ocular assault

[Frumple]

Bad in the light of Robin Williams' death. You could have said that around the time he died.

I probably would have refrained from that particular line if I'd known he had kicked it. Just today, too...

[MaximumZero]

With how much time I waste on the internet these days, it'd probably be a good thing for me to have someone telling me to get off my arse and do things. :<
I doubt I'd listen to them, though.

Drop and give me 20, soldier!

[The Darkling Wolf]

With how much time I waste on the internet these days, it'd probably be a good thing for me to have someone telling me to get off my arse and do things. :<
I doubt I'd listen to them, though.

Drop and give me 20, soldier!

No u.

* The Darkling Wolf waddles off to eat more Doratios.

[MaximumZero]

With how much time I waste on the internet these days, it'd probably be a good thing for me to have someone telling me to get off my arse and do things. :<
I doubt I'd listen to them, though.

Drop and give me 20, soldier!

No u.

* The Darkling Wolf waddles off to eat more Doratios.

Yeah, but I actually can do 20 pushups. I wonder how many I'll be able to do when my back isn't all screwed up.

[Sirus]

With how much time I waste on the internet these days, it'd probably be a good thing for me to have someone telling me to get off my arse and do things. :<
I doubt I'd listen to them, though.

Drop and give me 20, soldier!

No u.

* The Darkling Wolf waddles off to eat more Doratios.

The mathematics version of cheese-flavored chips?

[miauw62]

I'm fairly sure that my parents wish I didn't spend as much time on the computer as I do, but as long as I have good grades they don't really seem to care.

[hops]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

So will breathing if you do it long enough. They should be campaigning against that, too.

Stop respiration oppression! Asphyxiate now, and keep breathing from killing you!

Bad in the light of Robin Williams' death. You could have said that around the time he died.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment

[Jopax]

Oh hey, mom has started randomly ranting about how I'm wasting my summer away at the computer. How one day I'll be broke and hungry because I never learned to do anything and how I'll be sorry. How my movement and socialization is limited to a small circle of friends.

I'm not sure why it even phases me anymore, I've heard it so many times that I know it by heart now, and I just can't bring myself to care about any of those things and can't figure out why the fuck is she so worked up about that shit. This is my life and my time I'm wasting, and if one day I'm regreting that then so be it, but it is all on me, you have no duty or obligation to sour my mood by ranting about this shit because all it accomplishes is annoying me.

[Frumple]

Summer's too hot, anyway. The rest of the seasons are for socialization and whatever. Summer is for suffering and staying in the shade.