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[MaximumZero]

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Younger sisters are annoying, and punching is the easy, if not always the best, answer to a lot of problems, but those two don't match up. People don't learn by being hit.

Record her jumping down your throat and play it for your parents. Record her lying. Bring up the not washing hands thing to them. Carry hand sanitizer and disinfect everything she touches before you use it, and make sure she sees.

Be the bigger person here, and you win, even if it's not immediate.

[itisnotlogical]

At least I got a nice crispy roll with sausage slices.

Please elaborate, that sounds amazing. Unless you mean roll as in "dinner roll" or "bread roll" instead of "spring roll".

Also, I stayed up until 2 in the morning without even realizing. HOW DO REGULAR HUMANS SLEEP IN PRECISE INTERVALS LIKE THAT, AND WHY CAN I NOT?

[blazing glory]

Also, I stayed up until 2 in the morning without even realizing. HOW DO REGULAR HUMANS SLEEP IN PRECISE INTERVALS LIKE THAT, AND WHY CAN I NOT?

No idea,I'm pretty sure my biological clock is messed up,causing me to have to wait for 1 am before I can sleep,anytime before that and I just stay in bed awake.

[Yoink]

Fuuuuuck I cannot find my wallet and keys.
I remember picking them up earlier, I must have put them down somewhere, but where?!
Any remotely logical place to put them I have already checked, along with searching most of the rest of my flat. I was going to go down the road to get my rent money out and buy myself a subway roll, but now I guess that isn't happening.
How the hell did I manage to hide something so well from myself?!

[blazing glory]

Fuuuuuck I cannot find my wallet and keys.
I remember picking them up earlier, I must have put them down somewhere, but where?!
Any remotely logical place to put them I have already checked, along with searching most of the rest of my flat. I was going to go down the road to get my rent money out and buy myself a subway roll, but now I guess that isn't happening.
How the hell did I manage to hide something so well from myself?!

Have you checked your pocket?

Well it has happened before!

[Yoink]

...Yes. -_-

Anyway, I FOUND THEM! Not until after I'd almost had a complete breakdown from frustration, but still.
Why the hell did I put them under the bed? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME, BRAIN? At least now I can go get food without having to steal some of my brother's.

Edit: I am in an absolutely awful mood at the moment. It's not even pure, inspiring Rage, it's like this annoying in-between state of angrysad.
Everything is making me mad at the moment, not least myself.

[Molly Renata]

I HAVE TO GO ON ANOTHER TRIP ARUGDFJZCKXNZFBUDIXLZKJFDSOLZLOAIOZPOP
AND THEN ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT

I HATE TRAVELING

[nenjin]

Back in my boxing days, I ended up developing a deviated septum. I started getting nosebleeds a lot and had my nose cauterized. They used silver nitrate, if I recall correctly.

The procedure itself wasn't that bad at the time. Then FUCK EVERYTHING DON'T TALK OR LOOK AT ME for like 4 days. The pain is hard to describe, but holy hell can it put a guy in a poor mood.

I'm sort of feeling that now. All last night and this morning, my sinuses have like, hurt. My airways are open and I can breathe fine but there's like this tension which feels like a building sinus headache that never comes to fruition. Gulping down my steroids, the pain definitely lessened to a dull ache rather than the almost throbbing pain of before. Luckily, even though the steroids say to take them with food or milk and I took them with turbo coffee, there don't seem to be a lot of deleterious effects. Just hope this ache in my sinuses is temporary and improves over the dosage. Because it basically left me staring at my computer screen looking for things to do until 2:00 AM last night, instead of going to bed. I know I'm not feeling well when I don't have the energy to game.

[Yoink]

Apparently there's been some huge uproar over here about the politically incorrect slogans on Wicked Campers.
Annnnd the Senate apparently passed a motion for them to censor all their vans. Yeah, great going guys, good to see all this effort being expended by the government on such important matters.

Edit: Lulz, and all their Facebook pages (it would appear Wicked Campers doesn't have an official page) are covered with people giving them bad reviews over the past few days, because obviously that's what they need to do if the media tells them it's bad. Heh.

[ChairmanPoo]

Luckily, even though the steroids say to take them with food or milk and I took them with turbo coffee, there don't seem to be a lot of deleterious effects

... I really hope you're taking antiacids along with them....

[nenjin]

Luckily, even though the steroids say to take them with food or milk and I took them with turbo coffee, there don't seem to be a lot of deleterious effects

... I really hope you're taking antiacids along with them....

Nah. Strangely I had wicked heart burn all last night. Today I feel pretty normal, even with my normal routine of just coffee in the morning and no food until noon.

[GiglameshDespair]

Zonealarm is messing up mu internet.
To uninstall I need to use a password.
To aset a password I need to the internet.

ffffuuuu-

This is not how I wanted to spare the little free time I have.

[kaenneth]

Zonealarm is messing up mu internet.
To uninstall I need to use a password.
To aset a password I need to the internet.

ffffuuuu-

This is not how I wanted to spare the little free time I have.

The Cloud!

[Orange Wizard]

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[BlackFlyme]

So. Much. Shit.

Strange order requests again. Notepads stacked specifically in piles of eight. Given their size, they would normally be stacked in a pile of twenty. So I'm less than half as fast as I should be, and there are a lot more piles to bind than normal.

Somehow almost all of this month's internet bandwidth has been used up already.

Went to go get my clothes out of the dryer, but there is a large puddle of cat piss in front of it. I'm not allowed to clean it, because my dad said he will do it. He said this yesterday, yet it's still there. I lost a shirt and two pairs of socks to the yellow menace. Fell out of the dryer when I tried to open it.

I swear, everyone treats me like I'm five. Even my manager.

E: Telemarketers. I've received over thirty calls from the same place since Saturday. It's likely more, as my phone will only record up to thirty calls per number in its call history.