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[TD1]

What about a chamber filled with all the resurrected spiders slain by your hand?

[Loud Whispers]

What about a chamber filled with all the resurrected spiders slain by your hand?

I would be left alone in a room with the sole spider I killed by accident in my childhood. My eyes still water remembering that poor thing that was simply trying to find a way down from my hand.

I'm so sorry little spider.

[penguinofhonor]

And all the ones that have crawled into your mouth while you were asleep.

[scriver]

And crushed between your blinking eyelids.

[Loud Whispers]

And all the ones that have crawled into your mouth while you were asleep.

I let those ones live. Keeps out the moths.

[Xantalos]

What about a chamber filled with all the resurrected spiders slain by your hand?

It'd have to be a damn big chamber.

[Darvi]

I think I killed fewer spiders than people.

[Loud Whispers]

I think I killed fewer spiders than people.

I'm assuming you've killed 0 people and therefore have killed negative spiders, which I assume means birth.

[RedKing]

I think I killed fewer spiders than people.

I'm assuming you've killed 0 people and therefore have killed negative spiders, which I assume means birth.

Don't judge someone just because they have an ovipositor.

[Frumple]

Why in the name of zeus do people consider things like this monstrosity as acceptable website design? It is a single goddamn page, loaded from top to bottom with individual... somethings, either flash or HTML5 because fuck low bandwidth or sensible browsing habits, scrolling with you pop-up bullshit, just, just. Good gods. Shit like this makes we wish for the days of anglefire and backgrounds that only tried to induce seizures.

E: Fair warning, it appears the site is capable of crashing browsers and/or phones. Follow at own risk.

[penguinofhonor]

My thought process: "This site doesn't look that ah I scrolled what's happening oh god"

[TD1]

My thought process: "This site doesn't look that ah I scrolled what's happening oh god"

My thoughts exactly...

[LordSlowpoke]

that is what happens when you tell your developer(s) that you need a webpage and absolutely insist on it being a page

it's an atrocity on the level of <strong><strong>(<strong>) used by best koreans, no more no less

[BlackFlyme]

This week has been a practice in Murphy's Law.

A press operator is still off sick. There are quite a few jobs that are now very late, and some of them haven't even been printed yet.

The paper was coming off the press poorly. Excess glue making it hard to cut properly. The fact that they were stacked poorly only exacerbated that problem.

A co-worker standing behind me telling me what to do as if I hadn't worked here before, explaining basic things. She had her own work that she should have been doing, and only slowed me down.

[NAV]

Why in the name of zeus do people consider things like this monstrosity as acceptable website design? It is a single goddamn page, loaded from top to bottom with individual... somethings, either flash or HTML5 because fuck low bandwidth or sensible browsing habits, scrolling with you pop-up bullshit, just, just. Good gods. Shit like this makes we wish for the days of anglefire and backgrounds that only tried to induce seizures.

Don't try to browse this site on a phone.