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[MaximumZero]

The temperature in my apartment is too damn high! Seriously, for slightly less money in my hometown, I got an extra bathroom and central air! This summer is going to suck. It's hotter inside than it is outside.

[Sirus]

The temperature in my apartment is too damn high! Seriously, for slightly less money in my hometown, I got an extra bathroom and central air! This summer is going to suck. It's hotter inside than it is outside.

Open all the windows? If possible (and safe to do so) leave them open overnight and close up when the temperature gets to around 74 or so.

[Arx]

Unfortunately I have no idea how to get a job, especially without a proper resume.

Google jobs to do with things you're interested in (drinking doesn't count )? And a resume isn't too hard to put together.

[Biowraith]

God damn hayfever is playing havoc with my eyes.  And it's too bloody warm.  I miss winter.

[Yoink]

The problem with the resume is that I need two references to put on it.

[BFEL]

The problem with the resume is that I need two references to put on it.

I'll be a reference!

Not sure how good I would be, seeing as I basically sit around all day playing video games, but wth?

[LordSlowpoke]

shitfuck

sumer cubits were 52cm

lubeck cubits were 57cm

and suddenly the ell is 45 goddamn inches which is two lubeck cubits not to mention that there are like a dozen other cubits but none of them are as ridiculous as over twenty centimeters between the bavarian and prussian

meanwhile the swiss takes a seat there with its almost perfect 60 centimeters

and now

i have to deal with cubits with no mean of knowing which one is being used

FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU EMPLOY THIS IT'S THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY

[Sergarr]

See, this is why you should always use metric. always

[Orange Wizard]

See, this is why you should always use metric. always

+1

Not even the mighty Nautical Mile can stand against the Metric System. Soon, even time itself will bend to its base-ten majesty!

[Helgoland]

Why do you have to deal with cubits?

[RedKing]

Presumably he's building an ark.

[Spehss _]

Presumably he's building an ark.

I'd bet it's a wizard ark. For wizards.

[Descan]

But how will they breed, wizards are 40 year old virgins...?

[Aklyon]

But how will they breed, wizards are 40 year old virgins...?

You say that like there isn't a way they could magic it.

[Graknorke]

But how will they breed, wizards are 40 year old virgins...?

You say that like there isn't a way they could magic it.

I don't think artificial insemination counts as magic.