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[mainiac]

Phone goes off at 2:13 AM
"Hello"
"Who is this?"
"You called me."
"Well who is this."
"This is John."
"Oh wrong number."
"Have a good night."
"Fuck you."

 

[BlackFlyme]

My mom's boyfriend is like a child in a man's body.

Since their fight, he's been calling all of his friends and bad-mouthing my mom to them, and trying to get them to harass her.

He's always been an ass, insulting people for no reason and yelling at nothing, but this is a new low.

[scrdest]

My mom's boyfriend is like a child in a man's body.

I thought this was established long ago.

[Fniff]

Downloading a recommended game. But it's one of those files that is somehow impossible to determine the size of. Is it a terabyte? Is it a kilobyte? You don't know. It could be anything. You don't even know how much is downloaded.

[Truean]

My mother had a garage sale....

Forgetting for a second that it seems she is selling all the Christmas presents we ever got her in what appear to be the original unopened boxes....

She has been selling all the old collectables for like between $1 and $5! Just to give you an example:

FOUR ARMED GRIMACE STUFF!


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Scarce-1988-McDonalds-MAC-TONIGHT-Large-Advertising-Figure-MIB-/380918174924?pt=Fast_Food_Cereal_Premiums&hash=item58b07e14cc

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-McDonalds-Night-Sky-Moon-Man-Lighted-Plate-Numbered-Edition-Mac-Tonight-Col-/171328705660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27e3fc947c

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Old-Mac-Tonight-McDonald-Moon-Man-Keychain-Key-Chain-Ring-Burger-Fries-Harmonica-/150894622219?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item232205360b

And that's just a small sample! You can't even find most of the crap I'm talking about anywhere today, even on Ebay or whatever.... A good portion of it was MINT IN UNOPENED BOX!

[Helgoland]

Buy all of it, sell at a profit?

[Truean]

Was mine to begin with, and now sold to others for next to nothing.

[hops]

Don't give old people or young children valuables.

[LordSlowpoke]

don't give anyone valuables

hoard your valuables in a chest that is opened with twelve keys, renaissance style

hand eleven of the keys to dwarven kings with the clause that they throw them into a volcano on their deathbed while the remaining opens a chest where a copy of the eleven keys is kept but the key you use to open that chest is broken in the process so you have to play chest surgeon simulator 2014 and use the eleven keys while picking the last key's lock

and inside that chest is a dragon guarding a smaller chest where your valuables actually are since you blew your entire goddamn fortune on a chest

[Helgoland]

"So what are your weaknesses?"

"Hookers and chests. Hookers' chests, also."

[Jack_Bread]

I'm really starting to hate Game of Thrones now. I'm about to marathon the season I missed so I can be caught up for whatever stupid bullshit is happening tomorrow. I hate all this fucking spoiler-dodging, having to worry about the story being not a surprise.
I can't bring myself to not care about spoilers and say "FUCK IT" though, as I like the show too much. Also I was going to start earlier, but my sister and her friend decided to be INCREDIBLY FUCKING LOUD while watching Youtube videos. I jokingly complained about it when they were done and my sister very softly said "No you weren't." That fucking line made my blood boil for no reason.

[10ebbor10]

Read books. More spoiler avoidance in less time.

[LordSlowpoke]

read the books and fuck over the spoiler spamming cunts by giving them spoilers they aren't aware of

[Jack_Bread]

I can hardly focus enough on a book to read it through. Hell, I feel like I can barely focus on even watching it right now. I would actually be caught up if my TV was working, because then my sister and I were going to catch up together. She ended up catching up on her own.

[Arx]

Playing a flute with a sticky lip is the most frustrating thing I have done all year, and I have done a number of frustrating things. It even manages to hurt sometimes.