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[Graknorke]

You reminded me of the asshole that forced his cat to smoke weed, shoved it in a bag, and swung it round his head.

I... what?

[Karkov]

You reminded me of the asshole that forced his cat to smoke weed, shoved it in a bag, and swung it round his head.

I... what?

I agree, I'm both frightened and confused by this story.

[Neonivek]

Dang it Warlock 2

I gave you a chance, I honestly did... but the second I hit the SAME crash bug the first game had ON A DIFFERENT COMPUTER I lost all faith in you.

No one buy the game!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It's been one of those times where I can't get anything done right or speak to anybody without lashing out at them. I just want to sleep all my time away but if I do I just have nightmares about my problems instead. Fuck this shit.

[FearfulJesuit]

Twenty-two thousand people, including a friend of mine, have chosen to like the Facebook community "Selfies after Sex". The modern world is a degenerate hell.

FearfulJesuit mutters fascistly.

[Frumple]

Dunno what you're blathering about talking about the modern world. Wasn't a fair chunk of what was preserved on Pompey's walls basically the exact same damn thing, just without the ability to take a bloody picture? Gods know we haven't gotten any more sex obsessed in the last few millennium than were already were the dozens before it. Just more efficient at bragging.

Yes, that's right. We have arcane powers greater than the wizards of yesteryear -- entire goddamn swathes of our species are now arcane behemoths compared to the legends of old -- and we use it more than most things to share amongst us tales of promiscuity and pleasure.

And thank the nonexistent gods for that. Of all the things to idolize and functionally worship, it's darn sure one of the better ones. Three cheers for fornication!

[Owlga]

I used to think FJ just posted how he posted as some kind of joke, now I'm rather relived he just seems to be kind of a massive tool. Because the joke wasn't all that funny.

[Descan]

That said, Frumple's mannerisms and word-play still tickle me like a glorious sandwich of Shakespeare and Terry Pratchett, so that's still enjoyable.

... There are not many ways to make a sandwich out of two people, and all of them are squicky/glorious.

[BlackFlyme]

My computer is getting moved from my room to the living room, because apparently I can't be trusted to use it without someone else being able see what I'm doing. The only other option I was given was to lose the computer completely.

The thing is, I've had a computer in my room since high-school. Why is this happening now?

[Pnx]

Someday I'd like to make a comic about life in ancient Rome or perhaps other ancient societies. It'd basically be about people getting up to the same crap they get up to today. Perhaps it would follow the life of a disillusioned youth whose job it is to plaster over graffiti on the city walls.

[kaijyuu]

Three cheers for fornication!

Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!

[SealyStar]

Three cheers for fornication!

Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!

Three California references for Californication!

[FearfulJesuit]

That said, Frumple's mannerisms and word-play still tickle me like a glorious sandwich of Shakespeare and Terry Pratchett, so that's still enjoyable.

... There are not many ways to make a sandwich out of two people, and all of them are squicky/glorious.

Eh, I kind of enjoy being a muttering reactionary. It's more fun than being a part of the usual progressive hivemind.

I mean, I am part of the Liberal Hegemon. I just have socially conservative and contrarian streaks.

[kaenneth]

My computer is getting moved from my room to the living room, because apparently I can't be trusted to use it without someone else being able see what I'm doing. The only other option I was given was to lose the computer completely.

The thing is, I've had a computer in my room since high-school. Why is this happening now?

Someone on Lifetime or 'O' talking about the evils of the intarwebs.

[Yoink]

Riding the bus, a couple with a baby come on board. The parents reek of weed. You seriously have to do that shit by your toddler?

Maybe they used weed to keep the baby calm?

Better than "Riding the bus, a couple with a baby come on board. The parents do absolutely nothing as the little fucker screams its head off and drives me insane." 


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