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[Flying Dice]

God damned McAffee internet security; you demand my money while you also do nothing and disable all of my ability to actually control my own internet security options. UNINSTALLED! WITH A VENGEANCE!

McAfee is garbage. Maybe not as bad as Norton, but it still hogs system resources, downloads updates at the most inconvenient times, and never actually protects against anything. Make sure to double-check your uninstall, it took me a good week to make sure that I'd rooted out all of it.

[scrdest]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

[Flying Dice]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

It also has electrolytes.

[Graknorke]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

It also has electrolytes.

It's got what blood craves.

[scrdest]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

It also has electrolytes.

Don't be silly, if it had the plants wouldn't crave them!

[Loud Whispers]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

It also has electrolytes.

It's got what blood craves.

Do you have any... Water?

[Moghjubar]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

It also has electrolytes.

And for an energy boost, you need water fluoridation.

[AlleeCat]

God damned McAffee internet security; you demand my money while you also do nothing and disable all of my ability to actually control my own internet security options. UNINSTALLED! WITH A VENGEANCE!

The best part is the McAffee installs itself onto your system without your knowledge half the time. It's no better than the viruses and spyware it claims to combat.

In all seriousness, try Avast! and SpyBot S&D. Great programs.

[Mr. Strange]

They have mastered the art of lying to you without actually lying.

I thought that was insurance companies?

[nenjin]

If you want some fun internet reading, go read up on John McAffee. The guy who lent the software his name.

He was a little eccentric at first, but has gone full Jason Bourne Tripping His Balls Off in the last few years.

It's one of those fun occasions where the Software and The Guy both give you reasons to turn the other direction and run.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Relevant.

[Sirus]

Relevant.

He looks quite a bit like Tim Allen. Though I don't think Tim Allen would snort bath salts.

[misko27]

Relevant.

Don't even have to look to know I was beaten to a punchline. *looks* Damn you sir. Damn you.

[Graknorke]

I just heard someone claiming chlorophyll 'nourishes and purfies your blood'. With a straight face.

It also has electrolytes.

It's got what blood craves.

Do you have any... Water?

Like out of the toilet?

[IronTomato]

Last time I asked, our was cat was not supposed to go outside. She hasn't been in our house for long, so mom was afraid she might run off if she went outside. I was up really late on Saturday night, and the cat ran out the door when I tried to let the dog outside before I went to bed.

After several minutes of sprinting around in the muddy woods in the back of the house, chasing the cat, stepping in puddles that felt like -10 degrees, while wearing only underwear and socks at 2 in the morning, my mother woke up and kindly informed me that the cat has been going outside for the last week or so.