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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I RAN OUT OF MY FAVOURITE SCOTTISH TEA TODAY, ALL I HAVE NOW IS A HOT CUP OF WATER AND RAGE!

Just take a stroll down by the moor and ask Owlbread for some replacement tea. Scots all know each other, right?

I thought Knit Tie was Russian?

I swear, Fake Scots all over this forum. Just when you think you know a person.

[scrdest]

I RAN OUT OF MY FAVOURITE SCOTTISH TEA TODAY, ALL I HAVE NOW IS A HOT CUP OF WATER AND RAGE!

Just take a stroll down by the moor and ask Owlbread for some replacement tea. Scots all know each other, right?

I thought Knit Tie was Russian?

I would make a comparison joke, but I already made one with dwarves today.

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[Knit tie]

Is there anything wrong with a Russian guy bringing some tea back with him from his time in Scotland?

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKES ME ANGRY? ALL THESE IMMIGRA-

[SELF RIGHTEOUS ELITIST LEFT WING COLLEGE STUDENT'S STATEMENT ABOUT EQUALITY FOLLOWED BY AN AD HOMINEM ATTACK!]

[AlleeCat]

Aren't they too busy throwing logs around in grand homoerotic competitions to boil plants?

I thought that was Canada?

[scrdest]

Is there anything wrong with a Russian guy bringing some tea back with him from his time in Scotland?

For some reason, I read that as 'back in time'.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKES ME ANGRY? ALL THESE IMMIGRA-

[SELF RIGHTEOUS ELITIST LEFT WING COLLEGE STUDENT'S STATEMENT ABOUT EQUALITY FOLLOWED BY AN AD HOMINEM ATTACK!]

Oh my science! We've got to do something! /lcs reference

[Parsely]

Spoiler: Most frustrating zelda enemy ever (click to show/hide)

[Descan]

Goddamn this Pharoah mission.

Like, seriously, FUCK YOU.

Can't get copper to make weapons without importing. Copper is expensive as balls to import.

Can't get the money to import copper without going into debt. Going into debt causes the Pharoah to invade within a year, without any more warning than 2 months!

Normally, I'd build up my economy first, but you know what happens? Before I can do that, fucking Bedu invade! I need an army, to get an army, I need copper, to get copper, I need to go into debt before I can handle the debt, if I do that, fucking Pharoah invades! D: I MIGHT be able to get away with archers, but fucking archers are worthless. :I Takes like 10 arrows to kill one dude, and the range is so short that the enemy will close before they can get 2 shots off! The ONLY reason they might work is because the first Bedu invasion only has like 4 soldiers.

Other rage-worthy parts of this mission is that the majority of trade-routes are water-borne, and there's like, 1 spot to put the dock, and it's in the ass-end of nowhere. :I

I think I'm fucked over with this one, because the only way I can see managing this is if I had more than 300 deben in my personal vaults to "gift" to the city, but I don't have any saves from the previous mission so I can't go back and just wait while my personal vaults build up. (personal money carries through the missions)

[SealyStar]

¿Qué juego es?

[ChairmanPoo]

Faraon, creo. 

[SealyStar]

Oh, I read it as a mission named "Pharaoh" in some game that I figured must have been previously mentioned, but upon looking back I could find no such mention. Yeah, there's a game named Pharaoh, I assume that's it...

[Mictlantecuhtli]

I love Pharaoh. I also especially like the China-themed city game, never beat that one though. I breezed through Ceasar/Zeus/Etc but Pharaoh and Emperor always made me want to just quit. Such mission rage. That's why I downloaded all the maps I could for sandbox fun. 

[Eotyrannus]

*playing XCOM: Enemy Within for the first time*

*plays for a good few hours*

Hmm, I think it's a good time to finish off now, considering it's half-past ten.

*game crashes, all data is lost*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Flying Dice]

If you don't have a cycle of savefiles which you update every five minutes, with one or more per-session backups, you might as well not be saving at all. 

[Loud Whispers]

God damned McAffee internet security; you demand my money while you also do nothing and disable all of my ability to actually control my own internet security options. UNINSTALLED! WITH A VENGEANCE!