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[Frumple]

All I know is you don't fuck with what feeds you, unless that's specifically part of the contract involved. If the microwave feeds you, you don't mess with it. If the microwave feeds your room mate(s), you don't mess with it else they mess with you. Mess with with the forks and knives they're no longer able to use to eat with, since you broke the microwave. The pattern extends to stoves, mini ovens, sugar mamas/daddies, etc. Biting the hand that feeds you or someone else is the fastest way to get your teeth violently torn out. When you're not fed, you don't have much else to do beyond inflict violence upon your surroundings until the problem is fixed, really.

Keep the bread coming lest you leaven the next loaf. Rule #1 of pretty much every successful everything ever.

Belated E: I'm also now wondering if there are (how many?) recipes for bread that involve blood in the baking process. I'd imagine so, really, but I don't think I've ever heard of one. Or any indication of general taste.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

When you're not fed, you don't have much else to do beyond inflict violence upon your surroundings until the problem is fixed, really.

Oh yes. My bout with starvation logic was very enlightening, especially after the point where the little voice in my head changed from musing on the nature of reality to telling me to kill my roommate and take his food. And that was only at two weeks.

You really do not want to end up in a survival situation with me, FYI.

[Gamerlord]

When you're not fed, you don't have much else to do beyond inflict violence upon your surroundings until the problem is fixed, really.

Oh yes. My bout with starvation logic was very enlightening, especially after the point where the little voice in my head changed from musing on the nature of reality to telling me to kill my roommate and take his food. And that was only at two weeks.

You really do not want to end up in a survival situation with me, FYI.

It would be worse with me; I see no moral problems with murder and cannibalism in certain situations.

[Xantalos]

Okay, I'll set off the bombs I have implanted inside you first then.

[Gamerlord]

You mean the ones I shifted to inside Descan? Good luck with that.

[Xantalos]

No, the other ones you think you don't have.

[Gamerlord]

How many sets are there?

[Xantalos]

All of them.

[Gamerlord]

So my entire body is a bomb?

[Xantalos]

More, actually.

[quinnr]

I was doing that whole applying to colleges thing, and my counselor pretty much told me that I'm not going to get into the school I am applying to early. "While, that's certainly a reach school! You do know they only except the top students, right?" (Which, by the way, is wrong. There are plenty of non-valedictorians who get into these schools, who love to talk about how much they look at the general person instead of just rank and test scores.) And my rank and scores aren't even bad for the place I'm looking at, either. But either way, I don't care if you want to think somebody is going to fail terribly, don't tell me that while I stand there, especially after your department just told the entire school that they should be applying to a couple places they aren't certain they will get in. It irks me.

[Gamerlord]

Kill him and eat of his flesh. He is weak and useless to you.

[Flying Dice]

Don't let people tell you that you won't get in, at least until you've tried. It's surprising what can happen.

Hell, Yale contacted me to see if I'd be interested in attending--all I did was score well on my ACT and get the second highest score in my school on some prestigious test or another, all utter bullshit; my grades were mediocre, hovering around a 3.8 GPA, and I participated in absolutely no extracurriculars, which is apparently the most important thing now, because uni is about socializing, not learning--but I avoided that like the plague for obvious reasons.

[Steelmagic]

Kill him and eat of his flesh. He is weak and useless to you.

Yes, by devouring his flesh you will absorb his intelligence. After all if he says you're not smart enough then the most effective way to become smarter would be by consuming him. Even if he is stupid it can't hurt.

[Putnam]

mediocre, hovering around a 3.8 GPA

no i don't think so