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[Solifuge]

Many times have the devs and others said that there is no exact analogue between races in Elder Scrolls and real-life races but fuck that let's make argonians literally aztec

What's funny is that that kind of garb and architectural style was what the Imperials had, back in the early days of Elder Scrolls. Before it went all generic fantasy.

Cyrodiil is the cradle of Human Imperial high culture on Tamriel. It is the largest region of the continent, and most is endless jungle. The Imperial City is in the heartland, the fertile Nibenay Valley. The densely populated central valley is surrounded by wild rain forests drained by great rivers into the swamps of Argonia and Topal Bay. The land rises gradually to the west and sharply to the north. Between its western coast and its central valley are deciduous forests and mangrove swamps.

But then again, there was no "Imperial" race back then either. Instead, it was a cultural group made up of a cosmopolitan mix of all the peoples.

[kaijyuu]

According to my fiancee, Elder Scrolls Online is either non-canon or doesn't even exist, depending on how good a mood she's in.

[Vector]

My mom becomes totally unbearable when my dad leaves and is unwilling to admit that anything is different.  It's driving me kind of crazy, because it's not my fault that she's chosen to make no friends outside the household in her 17 years of living in this area.

EDIT: And if I say I want to move out a couple days early, she'll kick up such a fight about my being "cruel and cold and abusive" that it won't be worth it.  *sigh*

God, I miss college.  At least my GM is starting up the Mad Scientists RPG again today, and I'll be coming back in in a couple weeks.

[Dutchling]

According to my fiancee, Elder Scrolls Online is either non-canon or doesn't even exist, depending on how good a mood she's in.

So it's just WoW?

[Xantalos]

While I'm unsure of societal context, I'm pretty sure thet one's father calling one a 'man with a vagina on her forehead' is an insult.

[Vector]

By the way, in case anyone is interested, I'm not having kids.  If this is what it does to you, then no.  Someone else who actually wants sex can repopulate the human race.  I'm going to spend my days making beautiful things and being kind to the adults who are already here, because fuck our cultural narratives of selfishness and self-sacrifice.

[kaenneth]

Many times have the devs and others said that there is no exact analogue between races in Elder Scrolls and real-life races but fuck that let's make argonians literally aztec

Total rip off of the Lizardman in the temple of Cazic-Thule in Everquest.

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[Xantalos]

By the way, in case anyone is interested, I'm not having kids.  If this is what it does to you, then no.  Someone else who actually wants sex can repopulate the human race.  I'm going to spend my days making beautiful things and being kind to the adults who are already here, because fuck our cultural narratives of selfishness and self-sacrifice.

A notable sentiment that I may follow. If I reproduce it will be by cloning.

[Descan]

No plans on having children until we figure out that whole "immortality" thing. No way am I bringing a life into the world just for it to die in 80 some-odd years. Seems cruel. :I

[Mr Space Cat]

By the way, in case anyone is interested, I'm not having kids.  If this is what it does to you, then no.  Someone else who actually wants sex can repopulate the human race.  I'm going to spend my days making beautiful things and being kind to the adults who are already here, because fuck our cultural narratives of selfishness and self-sacrifice.

A notable sentiment that I may follow. If I reproduce it will be by cloning.

I always imagined eldritch abominations reproduced by budding.

[Xantalos]

By the way, in case anyone is interested, I'm not having kids.  If this is what it does to you, then no.  Someone else who actually wants sex can repopulate the human race.  I'm going to spend my days making beautiful things and being kind to the adults who are already here, because fuck our cultural narratives of selfishness and self-sacrifice.

A notable sentiment that I may follow. If I reproduce it will be by cloning.

I always imagined eldritch abominations reproduced by budding.

Human body. I got trapped in it some time ago due to extenuatiing circumstances.

[Sirus]

No plans on having children until we figure out that whole "immortality" thing. No way am I bringing a life into the world just for it to die in 80 some-odd years. Seems cruel. :I

Do eeeet. Immortality would be awesome.

[Xantalos]

No plans on having children until we figure out that whole "immortality" thing. No way am I bringing a life into the world just for it to die in 80 some-odd years. Seems cruel. :I

Do eeeet. Immortality would be awesome.

Invent nanoscale superglue
Apply to telomeres
Done, or from what I can remember done.

[scriver]

According to my fiancee, Elder Scrolls Online is either non-canon or doesn't even exist, depending on how good a mood she's in.

I like your fiance. She can stay at my castle whenever you visit Sweden,

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I will get my Black Marsh game if I have to become rich and buy the IP myself.