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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3754159 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26040 on: July 27, 2013, 12:11:50 pm »

That is why you need to carry MRI scanners a crucifix and holy water with you at all times.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Rose-tinted Edition
« Reply #26041 on: July 27, 2013, 12:28:55 pm »

Pfft.  Lefties, righties.  When you are lifting objects with telekinesis who can tell what part of your brain you are using.
He's a witch! He's using da inherent dark magicks of the devil's left hand to pick objects up without using his hands to conceal the fact that he's an evil lefty!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26042 on: July 27, 2013, 03:41:40 pm »

Anything on the left side of the monitor is slightly blurry, and when something bright (e.g. the mouse cursor) is on something dark, the bright object will have a few faint copies of itself to the right of it.

EDIT: and now the computer thinks that the rightmost 2 centimetres of the monitor don't exist.

This is really annoying me, now.

EDIT2: Just noticed there are vertical bands of blurryness on the monitor, too.

I can't tell if my graphics card is dying, or my monitor is.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Rose-tinted Edition
« Reply #26043 on: July 27, 2013, 03:48:49 pm »

Plato supposedly described heaven as being through an opening in the sky "to the right" while hell is through an opening in the ground "to the left".

Both of my grandmothers were given corporal punishment for writing with their left hand in school. It's pretty amazing how much has changed.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26044 on: July 27, 2013, 03:59:28 pm »

Well, you know, left-handed people do have lower life expectancies.  Must be because they wipe and eat with the same hand, the filthy dogs :I
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26045 on: July 27, 2013, 04:01:22 pm »

... right handed people don't?
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26046 on: July 27, 2013, 08:55:34 pm »

Well, you know, left-handed people do have lower life expectancies.  Must be because they wipe and eat with the same hand, the filthy dogs :I

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26047 on: July 27, 2013, 10:17:13 pm »

Alright, I confess. I am left-handed. Yes, I'm a dirty satanic leftie. I hold pencils and tennis rackets in my left hand. I use my left hand to pick my nose and wipe my ass. All my friends had started doing it too, and once when I wanted to borrow some scissors, they all only had left-handed ones. So I tried using my left hand to cut out some flyers for the gay bar next to our school and I feel ashamed to say that it felt really good, almost natural. The scissors, I mean. Over the time, using my left hand became so natural for me that I'm not even sexually attracted to writing homework with my right hand anymore. What do I do, guys? Is there still hope for me?
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26048 on: July 27, 2013, 10:19:56 pm »

Lefty here. Hail Satan.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26049 on: July 27, 2013, 10:27:59 pm »

Alright, I confess. I am left-handed. Yes, I'm a dirty satanic leftie. I hold pencils and tennis rackets in my left hand. I use my left hand to pick my nose and wipe my ass. All my friends had started doing it too, and once when I wanted to borrow some scissors, they all only had left-handed ones. So I tried using my left hand to cut out some flyers for the gay bar next to our school and I feel ashamed to say that it felt really good, almost natural. The scissors, I mean. Over the time, using my left hand became so natural for me that I'm not even sexually attracted to writing homework with my right hand anymore. What do I do, guys? Is there still hope for me?
Try talking to upstanding right-handed men at that gay bar, they'll bring you to the light.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26050 on: July 27, 2013, 11:02:54 pm »

Well, you know, left-handed people do have lower life expectancies.  Must be because they wipe and eat with the same hand, the filthy dogs :I
It's because they are often times discriminated against just because they are not right-handed and also because almost everything made today is made to be used with your right hand. My mother was left-handed and she was beaten and abused by her grandmother, a devout Catholic, and forced to have her left hand tied behind her back until she learned how to use her right hand just as well as her left hand. That's part of why she has PTSD and is also ambidextrous and not very fond of Catholics.

Also it looks like where I live if you tell an African American child to stop rummaging through your groceries and trying to take your shopping cart that you are labeled as "racist trailer trash" by both said child's mother and several of the cashiers at checkout. I don't know if I can show myself at that grocery store again because of this turn of events without feeling some degree of shame, though that may because I happen to have Tourettes Syndrome and said neurological disorder sometimes makes me say things involuntarily. It just so happened to be at a time when I was telling an African American child to stop rummaging through my groceries and trying to take my shopping cart that I started to have some pretty bad vocal tics that resulted in this feeling shame because of how I was born with said neurological disorder.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26051 on: July 28, 2013, 12:04:32 am »

Well, you know, left-handed people do have lower life expectancies.  Must be because they wipe and eat with the same hand, the filthy dogs :I
I recall reading that it's mostly due to lefties tending to favor the left side (kinda obvious) rather than their right side. So in situations such as driving, if two cars were about to make a head on collision and both drivers had a split second to make a swerve away from the oncoming car, and one of the drivers was left-handed, then that driver could instinctively swerve to the left. And if the other driver was right handed, which is much more likely since right-handed is more common, and swerved to the right, they'd crash into each other anyway.

Dunno if this applies to countries other than America where the steering wheel is on the right side of the car and everything driving is flipped around and stuff. I don't even remember the source of that info anyway, so I could be completely wrong here.

More than likely though it's because the devil takes their souls sooner because of their inherent evilness because of being left-handed. Dern lefty witches.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26052 on: July 28, 2013, 12:16:42 am »

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26053 on: July 28, 2013, 12:28:57 am »

Why do some people gotta fill every breath of a conversation with words? Silence isn't awkward by default. You know what is awkward by default? "Well, the thing is, you see, ummmmm, weeeLLLLLL? It goes a little bit like this, hold on..."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Handy Oppression Edition
« Reply #26054 on: July 28, 2013, 11:07:37 am »

Why do some people gotta fill every breath of a conversation with words? Silence isn't awkward by default. You know what is awkward by default? "Well, the thing is, you see, ummmmm, weeeLLLLLL? It goes a little bit like this, hold on..."
I dunno, some people probably rage at people who don't think silence is awkward . Differences and stuff o_O
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