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[SalmonGod]

Tried doing something nice for mum by washing the dishes this morning. Her first reaction is to tell me I'm doing it wrong and storm off in a bad mood like she always does. Shows me for trying to do something nice of my own volition.

I know this pain.  It's so frustrating.

[Telgin]

Found a live cockroach (female with an egg case no less) in my coffee machine this morning.  I seriously think the pest control here is seeding the building with the things instead of killing them.  2 years of this crap and they're only getting worse.

So glad I'm moving out soon.

[Graknorke]

I am stuck on Surgeon Simulator 2013.
ON THE SECOND FUCKING LEVEL.
This is bullshit.

[Bdthemag]

Just start randomly throwing out organs, and cutting random places until the heart pops out. It'll probably work out.

[Sirus]

Just start randomly throwing out organs, and cutting random places until the kidneys pop out. It'll probably work out.

Fix'd. The second operation is a dual kidney transplant.

[Bdthemag]

Just start randomly throwing out organs, and cutting random places until the kidneys pop out. It'll probably work out.

Fix'd. The second operation is a dual kidney transplant.

Hearts, kidneys, what's the difference?

[nenjin]

Just start randomly throwing out organs, and cutting random places until the kidneys pop out. It'll probably work out.

Fix'd. The second operation is a dual kidney transplant.

Hearts, kidneys, what's the difference?

Taste?

[Graknorke]

Thing is I can't find where to cut the intestines to get them to exit the body. I can get them to come out by throwing a bunch of scalpels and mixing them around sure, but then the patient loses all his blood and dies.

[Descan]

Green needle stops bleeding.

[Graknorke]

Green needle stops bleeding.

You mean blue?
Green is the one that causes you to trip balls.

[Sirus]

...Have you tried poking the patient with the green needle?

[Graknorke]

...Have you tried poking the patient with the green needle?

Not as anything but a cutting tool.

[Sirus]

* Sirus facepalms

Okay. Green needle slows bleeding, but causes hallucinations. Blue needle makes bleeding worse, but fixes hallucinations.

[PanH]

I'm glad none of you is a doctor.

[Graknorke]

Okay, after a lot of stab-based experimentation I found where to jab the [whatever] scalpel to sever the intestines neatly. So I managed to do the kidney surgery just fine, and brain surgery was a doddle.
I think I'll wait until I've gone to sleep at least once to even try ambulance mode.