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[Scelly9]

Hehehehe

[Slayerhero90]

Games that give you allies that are supposed to help at combat but only make it worse.

Elaboration: I doing a mission in Spiral Knights. In it, you have to rescue two fellow knights who are being held captive. When you free them, they fight by your side. However, not only do they do very little damage, but they also use an attack that pushes enemies away. You want to know why their knockback aggravates me? When they're not sending an attacking Demonic Spider enemy at me with an attack, they're sending an enemy that I was trying to kill away from me. They also, being AI, don't have the knowledge of tactics. The aforementioned Demonic Spiders hit hard, are small, and dodge the already-slow moving bullets I shoot at a ridiculous speed, not to mention that they can get a power-up from one of their allies that refills their health, gives them an even harder-hitting attack, and makes them jumpier than Columbus. That switch that operates the gate that's separating the enemies so they're easier to handle? You can be sure that in pursuing their primary goal of smacking enemies with the pointy sticks they call swords, they're gonna hit that switch and let the enemies mingle. They're also gonna hit the block that destroy all connecting blocks that was put there so you could fight one group at a time before attacking the next because the one behind a wall was CLOSER than the one that wasn't. They send the Demonic Spiders into the ones that give said DSs power-ups with their knockback attack. And worst of all, they can't even hold aggro very well. They only serve to make the game harder.

[Dutchling]

Games that give you allies that are supposed to help at combat but only make it worse.

Elaboration: I doing a mission in Spiral Knights. In it, you have to rescue two fellow knights who are being held captive. When you free them, they fight by your side. However, not only do they do very little damage, but they also use an attack that pushes enemies away. You want to know why their knockback aggravates me? When they're not sending an attacking Demonic Spider enemy at me with an attack, they're sending an enemy that I was trying to kill away from me. They also, being AI, don't have the knowledge of tactics. The aforementioned Demonic Spiders hit hard, are small, and dodge the already-slow moving bullets I shoot at a ridiculous speed, not to mention that they can get a power-up from one of their allies that refills their health, gives them an even harder-hitting attack, and makes them jumpier than Columbus. That switch that operates the gate that's separating the enemies so they're easier to handle? You can be sure that in pursuing their primary goal of smacking enemies with the pointy sticks they call swords, they're gonna hit that switch and let the enemies mingle. They're also gonna hit the block that destroy all connecting blocks that was put there so you could fight one group at a time before attacking the next because the one behind a wall was CLOSER than the one that wasn't. They send the Demonic Spiders into the ones that give said DSs power-ups with their knockback attack. And worst of all, they can't even hold aggro very well. They only serve to make the game harder.

you can only understand this when you are sober

i think

[Akura]

Well damn. The wireless router I connect to at home seems to have disappeared. Maybe turned off, I don't know. Thankfully, I was able to renew my library card(last attempt, it must have been a total bitch at the service desk).

[Lagslayer]

Games that give you allies that are supposed to help at combat but only make it worse.

Elaboration: I doing a mission in Spiral Knights. In it, you have to rescue two fellow knights who are being held captive. When you free them, they fight by your side. However, not only do they do very little damage, but they also use an attack that pushes enemies away. You want to know why their knockback aggravates me? When they're not sending an attacking Demonic Spider enemy at me with an attack, they're sending an enemy that I was trying to kill away from me. They also, being AI, don't have the knowledge of tactics. The aforementioned Demonic Spiders hit hard, are small, and dodge the already-slow moving bullets I shoot at a ridiculous speed, not to mention that they can get a power-up from one of their allies that refills their health, gives them an even harder-hitting attack, and makes them jumpier than Columbus. That switch that operates the gate that's separating the enemies so they're easier to handle? You can be sure that in pursuing their primary goal of smacking enemies with the pointy sticks they call swords, they're gonna hit that switch and let the enemies mingle. They're also gonna hit the block that destroy all connecting blocks that was put there so you could fight one group at a time before attacking the next because the one behind a wall was CLOSER than the one that wasn't. They send the Demonic Spiders into the ones that give said DSs power-ups with their knockback attack. And worst of all, they can't even hold aggro very well. They only serve to make the game harder.

you can only understand this when you are sober

i think

I understand completely. My solution to this problem is bombs. Dodge dodge dodge BOOM! Instant AOE damage. Let's see them dodge that.

Bombs and guns are all you need. Also, that game was way too easy.

[Tellemurius]

Cats.

I'm watching TV,
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*crawls onto lap*
MEOW! MEOW!

*jumps on your face*
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*turns around and shines you with the black hole*

[Slayerhero90]

Games that give you allies that are supposed to help at combat but only make it worse.

Elaboration: I doing a mission in Spiral Knights. In it, you have to rescue two fellow knights who are being held captive. When you free them, they fight by your side. However, not only do they do very little damage, but they also use an attack that pushes enemies away. You want to know why their knockback aggravates me? When they're not sending an attacking Demonic Spider enemy at me with an attack, they're sending an enemy that I was trying to kill away from me. They also, being AI, don't have the knowledge of tactics. The aforementioned Demonic Spiders hit hard, are small, and dodge the already-slow moving bullets I shoot at a ridiculous speed, not to mention that they can get a power-up from one of their allies that refills their health, gives them an even harder-hitting attack, and makes them jumpier than Columbus. That switch that operates the gate that's separating the enemies so they're easier to handle? You can be sure that in pursuing their primary goal of smacking enemies with the pointy sticks they call swords, they're gonna hit that switch and let the enemies mingle. They're also gonna hit the block that destroy all connecting blocks that was put there so you could fight one group at a time before attacking the next because the one behind a wall was CLOSER than the one that wasn't. They send the Demonic Spiders into the ones that give said DSs power-ups with their knockback attack. And worst of all, they can't even hold aggro very well. They only serve to make the game harder.

you can only understand this when you are sober

i think

I understand completely. My solution to this problem is bombs. Dodge dodge dodge BOOM! Instant AOE damage. Let's see them dodge that.

Bombs and guns are all you need. Also, that game was way too easy.

Never got the hang of bombs. My solution is guild, but lately nobody's been on save for some lower-ranks.

[Xantalos]

Cats.

I'm watching TV,
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*crawls onto lap*
MEOW! MEOW!

*jumps on your face*
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*turns around and shines you with the black hole*

I know this. I feel for you.

God dammit Nenjin, now I need to watch that movie again.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
I remember that movie with the fury of one wasted afternoon.

[miauw62]

Cats.

I'm watching TV,
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*crawls onto lap*
MEOW! MEOW!

*jumps on your face*
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*turns around and shines you with the black hole*

Facehugger cats?

[Neonivek]

Cats.

I'm watching TV,
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
*crawls onto lap*
MEOW! MEOW!

I am one of the few people who absolutely is not annoying by cat meows. That sounds adorable!

[Akura]

The alarm on my sister's phone went off. It was over an hour before she woke up to turn it off before going back to sleep(at 11AM). The alarm goes off again a few minutes later.

[Jopax]

Chopped some garlic for lunch today. Washed my hands several times since then, with soap and without. They still reek of garlic, and I can't stop smelling them for some reason, even though I know they stink.

[Mrnocamera]

Fell face-first out of bed, and landed on my guitar. (Again)
Guitar broke, and it cost quite alot.    Also, I have no clue what make or model it is, I forgot.

[Graknorke]

Chopped some garlic for lunch today. Washed my hands several times since then, with soap and without. They still reek of garlic, and I can't stop smelling them for some reason, even though I know they stink.

I believe the smell of garlic comes from an oil. Which tends to cause it to mix with oils on the skin, making it hard to remove.

Embrace the garlic. After all, it is a part of you now.

[Bauglir]

Have you tried liquor? To wash your hands, I mean.