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[Descan]

* Descan froths at the mouth, tears the skin off his face.

RAWRARRARAWR

[Graknorke]

* Descan froths at the mouth, tears the skin off his face.

RAWRARRARAWR

Mary Jane Descan is a man in a mask!

[SalmonGod]

I just now spotted the pun that caused the punrage.  I seriously had no clue until now

[Descan]

Sorry Reudh. Had to change it. Had a good run, though! Little more than a year, I think. :3

[itisnotlogical]

A seemingly minor thing, but if somebody tells me I'm making macaroni wrong one more time, then the Kraft Murders of 2013 will begin. I do not need to be told how to make macaroni and cheese. The macaroni will not be harmed if I put the noodles in before the water boils. Timing the noodles is for wussies, the only real way to do it is to scoop a few out of the pot and see for yourself if they're done the way I like. I know the box says four tablespoons of butter, but that's an absolutely retarded amount of butter for anything ever invented since butter existed. Gtfo my stove.

What really gets me is that people often tell me my macaroni is better than when they make it, and then they still tell me I'm doing it wrong.

[Xantalos]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

[freeformschooler]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

I'd still re watch it for Smith's "Welcome to Earth!" scene.

[Xantalos]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

I'd still re watch it for Smith's "Welcome to Earth!" scene.

...
Will Smith and his family are the only people that deserve to live in that movie.

[Lightningfalcon]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

How are they idiotic? The guy is able to hack into an alien operating system with ease! That's a genius if I've ever seen one!

[Xantalos]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

How are they idiotic? The guy is able to hack into an alien operating system with ease! That's a genius if I've ever seen one!

RRRRRGAGARGRGARGAGRGARG JEFF GOLDBLUM SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACCESS THE GODDAMN OPERATING SYSTEM, TO NO EXTENT HACK INTO IT. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE OPERATING ON THE SAME PLATFORM AS THE HUMANS OR ANYTHING.

[Lightningfalcon]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

How are they idiotic? The guy is able to hack into an alien operating system with ease! That's a genius if I've ever seen one!

RRRRRGAGARGRGARGAGRGARG JEFF GOLDBLUM SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACCESS THE GODDAMN OPERATING SYSTEM, TO NO EXTENT HACK INTO IT. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE OPERATING ON THE SAME PLATFORM AS THE HUMANS OR ANYTHING.

But maybe he... I've got nothing.  Whoever was their tech expert can burn in the deep depths of the circus. 

[Xantalos]

I don't really hate oldblum so much as I hate the president guy.

[SalmonGod]

Hollywood could not computers in movies in the 90s.

[10ebbor10]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

How are they idiotic? The guy is able to hack into an alien operating system with ease! That's a genius if I've ever seen one!

RRRRRGAGARGRGARGAGRGARG JEFF GOLDBLUM SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACCESS THE GODDAMN OPERATING SYSTEM, TO NO EXTENT HACK INTO IT. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE OPERATING ON THE SAME PLATFORM AS THE HUMANS OR ANYTHING.

But maybe he... I've got nothing.  Whoever was their tech expert can burn in the deep depths of the circus.

Fact: Mac was reverse-engineered from alien technology.

[MonkeyHead]

Independence Day. EVERYONE IN THAT MOVIE IS SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC THEY DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

How are they idiotic? The guy is able to hack into an alien operating system with ease! That's a genius if I've ever seen one!

RRRRRGAGARGRGARGAGRGARG JEFF GOLDBLUM SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACCESS THE GODDAMN OPERATING SYSTEM, TO NO EXTENT HACK INTO IT. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE OPERATING ON THE SAME PLATFORM AS THE HUMANS OR ANYTHING.

But maybe he... I've got nothing.  Whoever was their tech expert can burn in the deep depths of the circus.

Fact: Mac was reverse-engineered from alien technology.

Counterfact: Windows are in trouble for shipping ALL computers in the universe with thier software pre-installed...

Of course, most xenos use Chrome or Firefox.