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[Aklyon]

Good lord, clients. Make up your fucking minds already. Having changed stuff back and forth at least twice in the last three weeks, you'd THINK, by now, they've decided what they want.

THeres a relevant Oatmeal page but I don't know if you're doing webdesign or not. (Probably not).

[nenjin]

No, although I might as well be, as I get the feeling people saying "No, put that over here. No here! No wait, here! Now to the left? No, YOUR LEFT! I mean my left. Fuck, which way is left again?" is what web designers have to put up with.

[RedKing]

Right about now I would rather someone be my Yoko Ono and follow me whereever I go. This may mean that I am in the mood to listen to some music by the Barenaked Ladies. That band has been a favorite of mine since I was very young. Right now I could use some cheering up.

Ahh...Gordon is such a great album. Might have to pop it in when I get home and sing along with "The King of Bedside Manor".

[Slayerhero90]

For my Minecraft, the night sky is broken. It is just an endless void of white, waiting for sunrise to come again. The clouds are the only things that supply any contrast to the blankness. It's... kinda beautiful.

[Tellemurius]

god damn you cold, first my throat and now my head, fuck you and die you miserable virus.

[kaijyuu]

Viruses aren't alive, so they cannot die. It is coursing through your veins, unliving and hell bent on making you feel pain.

[Solifuge]

Oh hey, a new graphics design job offer!

I need a new logo, banner and theme for our new youtube channel, [REDACTED]. We will be doing game content and review for PC,xbox games, battlefield 3, call of duty, fifa, any game worth playing.

Awesome! I've done designs for my own channel, and can totally... wait a second, what was that last bit?

battlefield 3, call of duty, fifa, any game worth playing.

...sorry, but no. I'm afraid I have to decline. (REASON: Fuck your job.)

[Max White]

Not only making you feel pain, but making your cells its bitch. It is literally turning parts of your body into zombie virus production plants so that it can spread the infection.

[Tellemurius]

Oh hey, a new graphics design job offer!

I need a new logo, banner and theme for our new youtube channel, [REDACTED]. We will be doing game content and review for PC,xbox games, battlefield 3, call of duty, fifa, any game worth playing.

Awesome! I've done designs for my own channel, and can totally... wait a second, what was that last bit?

battlefield 3, call of duty, fifa, any game worth playing.

...sorry, but no. I'm afraid I have to decline. (REASON: Fuck your job.)

man i take that job just to twist everything

[Solifuge]

Their logo will be 1,000s of derping soldier faces forever.

[Tellemurius]

go ahead and start

[Solifuge]

:I

Okay, I pretty much have to do it now. Maybe the irony will be lost on him. If this job comes back to bite me in the ass though, you owe me several cookies for putting me through this.

[Tellemurius]

:I

Okay, I pretty much have to do it now. Maybe the irony will be lost on him. If this job comes back to bite me in the ass though, you owe me several cookies for putting me through this.

lol you'll die from my third cookie, they aren't to be trifled with mah boy.

[Aerie]

What makes me rage: people falsely claiming that they have a legitimate medical illness and then using it to justify being a hell-shitting cockhitler.

[Tellemurius]

is it a ADD or ADHD person?