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[Korbac]

... ARM device? Like a Peewee or a Zeus?

Honestly, I'd expect CORE to get better functionality out of a computer program, but... who knows.

WHAT BEGAN AS A CONFLICT OVER THE TRANSFER OF CONCIOUSNESS FROM FLESH TO MACHINE ESCALATED INTO A WAR THAT DECIMATED A MILLION WORLDS.

SOMETHING ABOUT RAVAGED PLANETS

Can't remember anything else.

[RedKing]

"Uhh...it says "Enter new password". What does it want there?"

.....

Oh, it wants you to put in a recipe for spinach and artichoke dip, followed by a review of Captain Beefheart's seminal 1969 album, Trout Mask Replica.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT WANTS, JACKASS?!!??

Well, what did you expect from tech support?

I didn't ask for this. I was young and I needed the money! 
It was just supposed to be something to pay the bills while I found "real" work. And now, 18 years later I'm still doing the same shit and people ain't getting any smarter.

God, I can't wait to get laid off.

[The Darkling Wolf]

"Uhh...it says "Enter new password". What does it want there?"

.....

Oh, it wants you to put in a recipe for spinach and artichoke dip, followed by a review of Captain Beefheart's seminal 1969 album, Trout Mask Replica.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT WANTS, JACKASS?!!??

Well assuming length was not an issue, that'd be a damn secure password.

[Aklyon]

"Uhh...it says "Enter new password". What does it want there?"

.....

Oh, it wants you to put in a recipe for spinach and artichoke dip, followed by a review of Captain Beefheart's seminal 1969 album, Trout Mask Replica.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT WANTS, JACKASS?!!??

Well assuming length was not an issue, that'd be a damn secure password.

[MaximumZero]

That makes me mildly infuriated, as well. I was 'born a Catholic', i.e. born into a Catholic family. In less that a decade I turned into a raging Atheist. That was a pretty clear choice.

(I gave up Catholicism for Lent when I was nine. Oh the look on the priest-guy's face.)

If I may? LOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL!

[Neonivek]

Vocal Minority effect!

[Descan]

"Uhh...it says "Enter new password". What does it want there?"

.....

Oh, it wants you to put in a recipe for spinach and artichoke dip, followed by a review of Captain Beefheart's seminal 1969 album, Trout Mask Replica.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT WANTS, JACKASS?!!??

Well, what did you expect from tech support?

I didn't ask for this. I was young and I needed the money! 
It was just supposed to be something to pay the bills while I found "real" work. And now, 18 years later I'm still doing the same shit and people ain't getting any smarter.

God, I can't wait to get laid off.

Laid off, or just laid?

[Aptus]

You son of a bitch of a game... Just spent about 30 minutes trying to time my jumps (I have terrible reaction times when it comes to stuff like that) so that a "bouncy" elevator would go deeper and deeper, I had almost gotten to what looked like the bottom, ready to find out what had been hidden at such an annoying to reach place when I got the idea that if I got off at the top and jumped off I should get enough speed to get it to the bottom... yeah that caused the elevator to respawn at the bloody top but now I didn't have the cube to lock it in place deeper down (so I don't start hitting the roof when bouncing)... son of a... that's half an hour wasted.

Antichamber might not be the "game" for me.

[Neonivek]

Antichamber might not be the "game" for me.

You would be surprised how RARELY people accept that as an appropriate answer.

It is always somehow your fault you don't like something

It is rather aggrivating.

[RedKing]

"Uhh...it says "Enter new password". What does it want there?"

.....

Oh, it wants you to put in a recipe for spinach and artichoke dip, followed by a review of Captain Beefheart's seminal 1969 album, Trout Mask Replica.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT WANTS, JACKASS?!!??

Well, what did you expect from tech support?

I didn't ask for this. I was young and I needed the money! 
It was just supposed to be something to pay the bills while I found "real" work. And now, 18 years later I'm still doing the same shit and people ain't getting any smarter.

God, I can't wait to get laid off.

Laid off, or just laid?

Both. Though in both cases it's just a matter of uncertain timeframes. 
(which is more of a sad/annoying than rage)

[penguinofhonor]

Man, that guy didn't seem nearly as willing to hire me as everyone else made it sound. 2-3 reliable eight hour shifts a week became "Well, I might call you in, but not until we're busy."

[Korbac]

Experienced - in - life - answer : One of his relatives / friends suddenly needed a job.

I'd complain, but tbh I'd do the same in that situation. :/

[Facekillz058]

My dad turns into such a dickhead sometimes for the most pointless reasons.
Recent one:
"Hey, Facekillz, can you just unplug that when you get up?"
"K"
5 Minutes later.
"Have you unplugged that yet?"
"No."
"Why?!"
"Because I haven't gotten up yet?"
"You always have to make me fucking do this stuff, you know my back hurts, blah blah blah."
This was about 10 seconds prior to when I was planning on getting up.
It annoys me so much when one of my parents tells me to do something, I have everything planned, and then they decide something else that I'm supposed to learn through Telepathy.

[Twi]

FUCK
GOT MY NEW FANCY LAPTOP, FORGOT THE PASSWORD
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*smashes things against walls*

[Slayerhero90]

FUCK
GOT MY NEW FANCY LAPTOP, FORGOT THE PASSWORD
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*smashes things against walls*

*assists, smashing walls against walls*