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[Nadaka]

I am three sheets to the wind, because jeagermeister is a christmas drink, it hjas a reindeer. And tghe thing that most pisses me off is that motherfuckers playing counter strike global offensive are noobs who cant shoot worth a fuck. I aM STill winning top place in somewhere around 8 out of 10 arms race matches. and they have the gall to vote me out for winning. bitch ass wimped out half assed gamers that cant do balls.

American gamers: If we lose, you're hacking.

American Olympic Athletes, if we don't get gold, you're using performance enhancing drugs.

The problem is that i was using a performance de-enhancing drug (alcohol) and still stomping their butts. There is only so much i can do if they keep walking into my bullets.

[GlyphGryph]

Might not help you on the mac, but there are a few mouse manufacturers that do on-the-fly DPI changes. Razer is one that I'm aware of.

Uhm... I'm not sure exactly how this would help?

[RedKing]

I am three sheets to the wind, because jeagermeister is a christmas drink, it hjas a reindeer. And tghe thing that most pisses me off is that motherfuckers playing counter strike global offensive are noobs who cant shoot worth a fuck. I aM STill winning top place in somewhere around 8 out of 10 arms race matches. and they have the gall to vote me out for winning. bitch ass wimped out half assed gamers that cant do balls.

American gamers: If we lose, you're hacking.

American Olympic Athletes, if we don't get gold, you're using performance enhancing drugs.

The problem is that i was using a performance de-enhancing drug (alcohol) and still stomping their butts. There is only so much i can do if they keep walking into my bullets.

I dunno, man....maybe you have Drunken Fragmaster skills.

[miauw62]

I am three sheets to the wind, because jeagermeister is a christmas drink, it hjas a reindeer. And tghe thing that most pisses me off is that motherfuckers playing counter strike global offensive are noobs who cant shoot worth a fuck. I aM STill winning top place in somewhere around 8 out of 10 arms race matches. and they have the gall to vote me out for winning. bitch ass wimped out half assed gamers that cant do balls.

American gamers: If we lose, you're hacking.

American Olympic Athletes, if we don't get gold, you're using performance enhancing drugs.

The problem is that i was using a performance de-enhancing drug (alcohol) and still stomping their butts. There is only so much i can do if they keep walking into my bullets.

I dunno, man....maybe you have Drunken Fragmaster skills.

The Drunken Buttonpress?

[Aklyon]

A bunch of my family keep calling me technophobic because I gave advice to not get a Windows 8 computer.
I don't hate it because it's new; I just think it's terrible!

Its like arguing with people that mac sucks, except you actually have a better reason than just not liking apple.

[Tellemurius]

Apple's oh so great OS that only works on their junk
If you want someone that hates customization talk to Apple.

[miauw62]

Apple's oh so great OS that only works on their junk
If you want someone that hates customization talk to Apple.

And nevermind that their junk is waaaay too expensive.

Android and windows 7 ftw!

[Aklyon]

Apple's oh so great OS that only works on their junk
If you want someone that hates customization talk to Apple.

Or Chrome, I saw at somepoint one of the people working on Chrome said they were against customization to a large degree.

[Thecard]

And nevermind that their junk is waaaay too expensive.

Android and windows 7 ftw!

Well, my brother did get a "functional" Mac for like ten dollars.

It... uh... is just a "little" outdated. 

[SalmonGod]

Trying to get a PS3 controller working for Arkham Asylum on PC.  All of my hatred today goes to Games for Windows Live.  Horrible obstructive fucking non-service.  You will not force me to use a 360 controller!  I will defeat you!

[miauw62]

Motioninjoy (or whatever it was called) should do that.

I just bought a 360 controller tough.


Oh, and i don't really care about chrome being not very customizable. It generally works, and the android version is really good, especially compared to the default browser (that is not chrome, for whatever reason, despite android being google-made and chrome too). It automatically zooms in if you click on a spot with alot of links so you don't accidently pick the wrong one <3

[Fenrir]

Apple's oh so great OS that only works on their junk
If you want someone that hates customization talk to Apple.

Or Chrome, I saw at somepoint one of the people working on Chrome said they were against customization to a large degree.

What possesses a dev to be “against” customization? I can understand indifference.

[misko27]

Apple's oh so great OS that only works on their junk
If you want someone that hates customization talk to Apple.

Or Chrome, I saw at somepoint one of the people working on Chrome said they were against customization to a large degree.

What possesses a dev to be “against” customization? I can understand indifference.

Hmm. Conceit? Not wanting to include it?

[SalmonGod]

Motioninjoy (or whatever it was called) should do that.

I just bought a 360 controller tough.

Yeah, I'm messing around with Motioninjoy right now.  There's tons of conflicting info all over the net about what I need to do with it, though.  I can get the PS3 controller working just fine, but the game won't recognize it.  Some people have this problem and others don't.  Some people get it to work easily by turning on the 360 emulation.  I've tried that, and it still doesn't register in the game.  I just checked, and buttons work but not the analog sticks.  I think things might just be mapping wrong through the emulation.  I'm getting closer.  Fucking frustrating, though.  I hate when people try to force people to use their proprietary junk, and that is half the reason I hate consoles because it's the main purpose of them.

[Aklyon]

Motioninjoy requires a bluetooth connector on your pc. Or something like that, I don't have one and its not recognizing the controller.