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[Xantalos]

What?

[Loud Whispers]

What?

No

[Xantalos]

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

[Aklyon]

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

What is its opinion on the Interested in the Clockwork Empirean fence?

[MaximumZero]

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

What if it was navel warfare?

[Xantalos]

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

What if it was navel warfare?

You're forming a cult based entirely around attacking the belly button?
IN

[MaximumZero]

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

What if it was navel warfare?

You're forming a cult based entirely around attacking the belly button?
IN

No, no, no. Attacking with the belly button.

[Lightningfalcon]

On one hand my family has a naval tradition.  On the other hand my parents are against me joining cults.... 

[Xantalos]

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

What if it was navel warfare?

You're forming a cult based entirely around attacking the belly button?
IN

No, no, no. Attacking with the belly button.

Even better!
"Ready...Aim...FIRE GIANT BELLY BUTTON LINT CANNON!"

[misko27]

On one hand my family has a naval tradition.  On the other hand my parents are against me joining cults....

Parent's are always opposing that sort of stuff.

[Flying Dice]

What if you're joining the cult so that you can infiltrate their hideout and rescue a brainwashed friend? Or more realistically, so that you can secretly record a couple meetings and post them online.

[Lightningfalcon]

What if you're joining the cult so that you can infiltrate their hideout and rescue a brainwashed friend? Or more realistically, so that you can secretly record a couple meetings and post them online.

They're also against me doing overdone adventures.  I have to be original with them. 

[Jack_Bread]

These stupid ass kids broke my fucking Xbox.
At least, they're the most likely suspect.
The 360 I've got doesn't require a button press to turn on/eject CD which is pretty dumb and has almost cause a couple problems before.
These fucking kids were running around by the TV and by the looks of it, they accidentally opened the fucking tray and kicked the damn thing. (I suspect as only one side was loose and I was able to push it slightly in place.)
It ends up the thing was on entire fucking day, too.

EDIT: Huzzah, I fixed it with instructions from this video!

[Yoink]

Urgh. So apparently I'm expected to clean the floors. Why the fuck do people do this shit? It achieves nothing.
Unless there's some actual mess on the floor, something unhygienic that's been spilt, why bother? Any dirt and dust is just going to be back the next day. Sweeping and mopping is the true embodiment of futility.

[Lightningfalcon]

Urgh. So apparently I'm expected to clean the floors. Why the fuck do people do this shit? It achieves nothing.
Unless there's some actual mess on the floor, something unhygienic that's been spilt, why bother? Any dirt and dust is just going to be back the next day. Sweeping and mopping is the true embodiment of futility.

Agreed.  There are points at which you need to sweep or vacuum, but that point does not occur EVERY SINGLE DAY.  Same thing with mowing the lawn.  Do we need to keep it mowed so we can walk through it? Yes.  Do we need to keep it mowed so that it is precisely one inch long the whole summer? No.