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[Xantalos]

Starchild disagrees.

[Wrex]

Yes, the literal Diabolous ex Machina disagrees.

[Kedly]

Yeah, the ending really sucked, but the rest of the story was good xD

[Xantalos]

*Can totally shoot cans better than Garrus*

[Kedly]

BLASPHEMY! No one can do ANYTHING better than Garrus!

[Wrex]

http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass%20effect%203

The Mass effect 3:

1 oz pineapple juice
2 oz grenadine
1 oz Malibu caribbean rum
2 oz cheap gin
dash of olive juice

Take a glass, rim it with blue sugar, mix, chill, and serve with a green paper umbrella.

[penguinofhonor]

Remind me never to get in a fight with Hans.

I fight pragmatically. That is to say, I go for the eyes, throat and other delicates first. And if that doesn't work, I seek out a weapon. Everything is a weapon. I can kill somebody with a newspaper.
Then again, I've never had to actually fight anyone. So, I could be a total pussy. But I know a lot about human weaknesses, because... What else might I be fighting?

Potentially a horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses.

[Xantalos]

What if I told you I WAS Garrus?


It's not true, but still, what if? But no seriously, I got a mod that lets you play as Garrus, then beat him in the can-shooting contest.

[Kedly]

Well if your Garrus then that makes it ok xD

[Xantalos]

Because only Garrus can beat Garrus, and even then, he didn't really, because he's Garrus.

http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass%20effect%203

The Mass effect 3:

1 oz pineapple juice
2 oz grenadine
1 oz Malibu caribbean rum
2 oz cheap gin
dash of olive juice

Take a glass, rim it with blue sugar, mix, chill, and serve with a green paper umbrella.

Good job, drunkenness.

[Flying Dice]

I hated Bioware before it was cool.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Hanslanda]

My Rage:

SUUNLIIIIGHT! *HISS HISS* IN MY EYES! AND A STICKY BACKSPACE KEY THAT KEEPS DELETING FOR LIKE TWENTY CHARACTERS, FORCING ME TO REWRITE EVERYTHING!

[Descan]

Use your arrow keys and the delete button, then. >_>?

[armeggedonCounselor]

Use your arrow keys and the delete button, then. >_>?

Too much work!

[da_nang]

So despite this ship having sacrificed millions of virgins to the Random Number God, gotten so powerful to obliterate pretty much every ship in the universe, half the crew chilling in medbay on a mountain of scrap while the weapons blasted enemy shields to the void, set whole enemy ship on fire and asphyxiating the opposing crew at the same time without our shields failing once, it still didn't manage to take down the Rebel Flagship. On easy.

RRRAAAAAAAEEEEEGGG!!!

I should've kept the hull laser...

Seriously, I could pretty much stay in a rebel fleet area without taking any hull damage and still take out the enemy ships. THE WHOLE REBEL FLEET WOULD'VE BEEN DESTROYED BY MY HAND IF THE FEDERATION IDIOTS HADN'T FORCED ME TO "DELIVER" THE INTEL.