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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3770947 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16260 on: October 07, 2012, 09:55:10 pm »

What will people with Aspergers be diagnosed as then?
Some weaker level of autism, I imagine. Or perhaps not at all. The latter would certainly be happy news for the neruodiversity crowd.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16261 on: October 07, 2012, 10:06:01 pm »

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WELL CANT YOU JUST LET ME HAVE A SHOWER WITHOUT MAKING ME SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS?!?! ARGH
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16262 on: October 07, 2012, 10:09:41 pm »

You're showering from a well?
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16263 on: October 07, 2012, 10:10:03 pm »

That... hot water heater on fritz? I think that's what was happening here when it did that. Or something. It's fixable!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16264 on: October 07, 2012, 10:11:28 pm »

I live 10 miles from a town of 250, the closest town of over 1000 is approximately 35 miles away. A well is how you get water around here.

That... hot water heater on fritz? I think that's what was happening here when it did that. Or something. It's fixable!
Probably. However this does not solve the problem that is MY SKIN SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS. ARGH.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16265 on: October 07, 2012, 11:31:51 pm »

Ugh, I remember having to deal with that when my 5th grade class visited a summer camp for 3 days. There was exactly one non well water fountain and it was an extremely valued commodity. I remember skipping showering and brushing my teeth until I came home after the 1st day.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16266 on: October 08, 2012, 05:16:48 am »

GRGRGRGRRRRRARAARR why do I have to sick get THE DAY before my date. I hate getting sick. I hate missing dates. I wanted to see that movie.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16267 on: October 08, 2012, 05:29:56 am »

'But it's a disease! We will be able to cure it!'
'It's as curable as your idiocy-it just isn't'

I think I'll use that one. I know more than a few people who would benefit from this explanation.
I think I'll stick with "Come back once they found a cure for the human condition.", since it also shows my inevitable disdain for humanity at the moment.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16268 on: October 08, 2012, 05:44:28 am »

If Aspergers is getting removed from the DSM, is that going to make it harder for us Ass Burgers to get suport/help?
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16269 on: October 08, 2012, 10:21:23 am »

Jonathan Goes To The Gym

We had four lectures in the morning, back - to - back. This wasn't enormously stressful on the brain, but I had packed my clothes in advance and was looking forward to finally heading off to the Gym at 1 O'clock. It was something I'd been putting off for a while, but today I resolved to do it, and indeed when the bell tolled and the rustling of pencilcases was heard, I felt I had enough energy to fulfil my task.

I'd actually intended to go to the gym in Cardiff for quite some time - I won't count last year, or the year before (mere formalities), so we'll say that as soon as I came back, at the end of September, I had been planning it.

The way I see it, there are two groups of people who wish to go to a place where your only purpose is to inflict harm upon yourself to feel good (no, I'm not talking about the pub.) There's the fitness freaks, the normal dudes who just wanna stay fit, and the people who are determined to avoid an early death. And then there's the other guys, the ones which would like to be super buff, but can't quite make it down the street to the gym, or the guys who always *mean* to go, but something gets in the way, you know? Well, I'd like to pretend I'm in category 1b.
I'd put off going for so long because I was meant to go with a close friend. Unfortunately, this friend always seemed to have house parties and socials, whatever they are, and seemed insistent that these events came before my attempts to lengthen my lifespan. Who was I to insist otherwise? In the end, I got fed up of waiting and just decided to go myself.

After a decent 20 minute walk from my place of education to the hall of sweat and iron, I arrived, and went in through a large, futuristic - looking foyer. I walked past, and ignored, two little touchscreen stands, which I assumed were just money harvesting machines similar to the ones you get in the local, the things that drain all your money with questions like "What colour was the scarf Denise wore in Episode 214 of Coronation Street?". I then proceeded up the stairs, which could perhaps qualify as a taster session.

After the stairs came the real challenge. A glass wall, with a sort of high - security door system. To enter, it seemed you needed to enter a code into a panel on the wall, then the front door would open, you'd be scanned for firearms and steroids, and then you'd actually be let into the gym. Obviously, I didn't have a code. I was there to join, you see. Unfortunately, without a members password, I couldn't get in to talk to anyone TO join. It was a catch - 22 situation.

I did notice a buzzer, with a sign saying "Press if you require staff help." Unfortunately, the sign also had the little bell on it, similar to the one you see in lifts. You never, ever press the bell in lifts, not even if it's broken. It's only something used if you're hurtling to your death, or someone's body parts are stuck in the doorway on floor 4 and a half. Pushing that buzzer would be like admitting I had less common sense than a hillbilly meerkat on moonshine, and of course, my grandoise level of self worth made that option unavailable. Consequently, I had to do something else.

So, I did what any clever monkey would do. I hung around, with a distracted look on my face, seeing if anyone knew of an alternative way to get in. About five people entered, all using the high - security keypad. It seemed inpenetrable. If only Germany was divided in half with this sort of device, there would have been far less Soviet defections. Eventually a woman, roughly in her thirties caught me red handed trying to deconstruct what she was doing. The awkwardness bomb immediately detonated.
"...Do you need any help?"
"I'm... I'm just trying to get in, that's all."
"Oh, right."
"...I have no idea how to operate this thing."
"Oh..."
"I have to sign up downstairs, that's what I have to do, probably."
"Oh, yes, right."
The woman shot me a polite smile and left inside, probably thinking I was as capable as Boris Johnson. I returned downstairs, and proceeded to try and use the touchscreen / keyboard device to sign in. It wanted details, details, details. It was all well and good up until it asked for my postcode, which I hadn't remembered. I'd only just moved in after all! With sour rage, I cancelled my attempt to join and stormed off home.

What boggled the mind throughout all of this was there was no way for me to actually preview the gym before entering, short of asking a member of staff to come and help me like an eight year old child. £18 a month is a lot of money to spend on something you haven't had the ability to judge yet. What's worse, is that there was nobody on hand to help me through my door difficulties, even though it was incredibly busy (a fact which made my embarassment even worse.)

As I seethed off home, another day ruined by technological entanglement, I thought, "Fine! I'll just join it online then!" and then of course I felt the biggest idiot. They probably have screenshots, too! Nonetheless, it didn't stop me from stopping off at Burger King like a fool and buying some disgusting fast food out of spite.

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Yes, this actually happened.
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« Reply #16270 on: October 08, 2012, 10:29:19 am »

I did notice a buzzer, with a sign saying "Press if you require staff help." Unfortunately, the sign also had the little bell on it, similar to the one you see in lifts. You never, ever press the bell in lifts, not even if it's broken. It's only something used if you're hurtling to your death, or someone's body parts are stuck in the doorway on floor 4 and a half. Pushing that buzzer would be like admitting I had less common sense than a hillbilly meerkat on moonshine, and of course, my grandoise level of self worth made that option unavailable. Consequently, I had to do something else.

This was simply hilarious to me.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16271 on: October 08, 2012, 10:35:07 am »

That bit did make me wonder if that's the bit of internalization that seems to make it so difficult for so many people to just ask for directions (/help) and suchlike.

More power t'folks with that attribute, I guess, but I'm pretty glad I've been stripped of it. Being able to ask for staff help without hesitation has saved me much time and headache :P
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« Reply #16272 on: October 08, 2012, 10:36:34 am »

If the staff was there, I would have, but having to summon one from what seemed like from far, far away, to deal with my query, seemed a bit tough on the ego. :P

EDIT : I just got the vibe that it was more of a "If you need help getting through the side door in your wheelchair" type button.
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« Reply #16273 on: October 08, 2012, 11:08:09 am »

Sympathies, man. :( I always feel so stupid having to ask someone for help, like I'm some kind of 'special case', and whilst I usually manage to do so eventually, then you have to deal with the occasional asshole who actually treats you like an idiot. Or people who give you the wrong directions and send you several kilometres out of your way. (Actually happened! I was very late for that DnD session.)
Then again, there is also the occasional kind person who's happy to help. Seriously, the other day I was at a bust station, milling around like a lost lamb in front of the big sign with all the bus times on it, and this young woman (at first I'd assumed she walked over to check a time or something) took pity and walked over, quickly pointing out the bus I was looking for on the list. :)

Honestly, all the modern technology and computerization in the world doesn't make using a facility any easier if you've no idea how to use said technology. I hate it when a place does that and expects everyone to know exactly what to do.
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« Reply #16274 on: October 08, 2012, 11:16:37 am »

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The "Special Case" thing is the main problem for me, I'd think. And the fact that I'm worried that the guy who comes to help will treat me like a kid (this only happens ~10% of the time, but when it does, it's awful.)
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