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[Wrex]

Isn't crushing the esophagus a good way to kill someone? :X

...Yes. Striking it just hard enough though, is an excellent way to open them up for something harder.


I've never been good at pressure points, I'm too imprecise.

[FearfulJesuit]

My RA has directed Worst Person on Earth to get a temporary key from the university before tonight, and has implied to me that he shall be very unhappy if he puts it off. Worst Person on Earth will have to pay about $40 to have our lock changed afterwards.

I haven't seen him all day, but I imagine he's unhappy.

Has there been an outcome yet?

Also, his quotes about the fair sex are absolutely terrifying.

[MaximumZero]

Isn't crushing the esophagus a good way to kill someone? :X

...Yes. Striking it just hard enough though, is an excellent way to open them up for something harder.


I've never been good at pressure points, I'm too imprecise.

In that case, hit them in the collarbones.

[IronyOwl]

In that case, hit them in the collarbones.

...don't those break kind of easily?

[kaijyuu]

I believe that's the point. Won't kill them, at least.

[Sirus]

In that case, hit them in the collarbones.

...don't those break kind of easily?

I think that's the point :I

Ninja'd.

[Wrex]

In that case, hit them in the collarbones.

...don't those break kind of easily?

It isn't going to kill them.


Double ninja. Curse my sluggish posting speed!

[kaijyuu]

Nin nin~

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Has there been an outcome yet?

?

Also, his quotes about the fair sex are absolutely terrifying.

And you aren't the one who has to be on RapeWatch all the time. If he weren't utterly repulsive I'd be even more afraid for people's safety. Even so, I don't plan to let any shit go down if it comes to that, which it hopefully will not.

In that case, hit them in the collarbones.

...don't those break kind of easily?

It isn't going to kill them.

A broken collar bone can tear some rather important arteries, which is very fatal.

[Wrex]

Mmm, point taken. It's fairly unlikely to kill, then.

[Frumple]

*stay up as late as possible in order to attempt to not let a nap ruin sleeping schedual, despite basically falling asleep standing* *pass out at ~7:30 pm, having struggled as long as possible* *wake back up about 2 and a half hours later, almost completely refreshed* *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

My hope that there's an afterlife and anthropomorphic representations of various forces/processes in the world continue unabated. If there is, I don't care if it takes the rest of eternity to get it done, there's some sumbitches whose limb equivalents I'm breaking, repeatedly. Human physiology has this long damn list of concepts that need limbs broke. My afterlife's goal is to track these fuckers down and make their existences worse.

Even if it's already a living nightmare! I don't give a shit. Bone breakage is on principle, at this point. Something violent and whatever's the equivalent of pain filled in this hypothetical afterlife existence.

Something just got another check put on the metaphorical list tonight.

[Vorthon]

The kitten is being vicious little bastard. He has gone from attempting to shred my feet to annoying the hell out of my mom.

[Reudh]

If we're going with hypothetical strikes, an elbow driven into the spine usually causes severe pain with little injury.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There is of course also the classic elbow twist, which crushes a rather large nerve against the joint and does no permanent damage unless you pull too hard, in which case the elbow will break.

It is also rather immobilizing since you should ideally end up behind your opponent while they are being forced towards the ground by your hold.

....It occurs to me that I may be a bad person, seeing as I do that to my friends while we're roughhousing.

[MaximumZero]

Dude, I use the Omoplata and the Triangle hold. No worries. ^_^