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[Scelly9]

My online Great Books discussion class fucking sucks. Three of four of them, pretty much the only ones who talk, decided to bring up ridiculous shit today. Here's a quote.

I don't like Achilles because he worships a false god and not the one and only true god that will bring salvation to him. I find Jesus to be better than him, because he helps people.

WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT RELIGION ARGH ITS THE BATTLE OF TROY YOU IDIOT.

[MonkeyHead]

Hell, the Iliad was written even before "Jesus" was "Born", making this a combo stupid.

[Vorthon]

My online Great Books discussion class fucking sucks. Three of four of them, pretty much the only ones who talk, decided to bring up ridiculous shit today. Here's a quote.

I don't like Achilles because he worships a false god and not the one and only true god that will bring salvation to him. I find Jesus to be better than him, because he helps people.

WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT RELIGION ARGH ITS THE BATTLE OF TROY YOU IDIOT.

Team up with SCP-105. Get picture of religious wing-nut. Hilarity will ensue.

[RedKing]

My online Great Books discussion class fucking sucks. Three of four of them, pretty much the only ones who talk, decided to bring up ridiculous shit today. Here's a quote.

I don't like Achilles because he worships a false god and not the one and only true god that will bring salvation to him. I find Jesus to be better than him, because he helps people.

WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT RELIGION ARGH ITS THE BATTLE OF TROY YOU IDIOT.

*eye twitch*  o_O
hrrrrrnnnnngg......MUST....NOT....KILLL

[Jervill]

The Battle of Troy, eh?

[RedKing]

Global bacon shortage immanent!


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2012/09/25/bacon-shortage-pigs.html

Oh, the baconity!

So....it has come to this.


Also, best response ever (in the comments section on CBC):

What? We don't have a strategic bacon reserve?

[Vorthon]

Is it wrong that my response to the impending bacon shortage is 'meh'?

[Sirus]

Is it wrong that my response to the impending bacon shortage is 'meh'?

^^^

[MonkeyHead]

I suspect that the bacon shortage is in someway related to the recent maple syrup theft. Some obese and diabetic supervillan is fucking with us.

[Graknorke]

Eh, it's fine for me, pig never was one of my favourite meats. There's always something better. Pretty much any meat is better than pig really, it's so chewy but not and... it's just a bit bleh.
I'm sure you can salt just about any mammal meat after cutting it into thin strips and get the same result anyway. Pigs are cool anyway. Why eat something that can play vidjagames? I mean, look at this, they're probably pro at pong.

[RedKing]

I suspect that the bacon shortage is in someway related to the recent maple syrup theft. Some obese and diabetic supervillan is fucking with us.

Somebody is planning to craft a breakfast sausage that shall shake the pillars of Heaven.



Also, you people are dead to me. As dead as the delicious swine of whose flesh I regularly partake. (Seriously...pork meat is best meat. You just haven't had it prepared properly.)

[Graknorke]

(Seriously...pork meat is best meat. You just haven't had it prepared properly.)

Yes I have.
It is just inherently worse than many other meats.

[Vorthon]

... I want to try venison bacon now.

[nenjin]

Pork comes in 3rd behind beef and chicken, to me. And if my choice is between ham and not eating, I'll usually opt to not eat.

[Flying Dice]

Turkey bacon is better anyways.