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[Ochita]

Spoiler: Posted by a "friend"(read: Someone I don't actually like but keep around because of rage masochism (click to show/hide)

I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare.

I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker.

I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

 

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others..

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in American products and buy them whenever I can.

 

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary, Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don't work!

 

I'm in touch with my feelings, and I like it that way!

 

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

 

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

 

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

 

I believe there should be no other language option.

 

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

 

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

 

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

 

I know wrestling is fake, and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

 

I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

 

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

 

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was .....so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country!

 

If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat of our biggest problems.

 

I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

 

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

 

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

 

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good....  And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money..

 

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

 

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

 

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....

 

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

 

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

 

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

 

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know....

 

We want our country back!

   My Country.....

I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

 

My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution & the War of 1812.  My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War.  My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War.  My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War. My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I. My father watched as his friends died in WW II.

 

I watched as my friends died in  Vietnam , Panama & Desert Storm. My son watched & bled as his friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq .. None of them died for the Mexican Flag. Everyone died for the American flag.

 

Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole, other students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.

 

California   High School students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore T-shirts with the

American flag printed on them.

 

Enough is enough

 

This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America ..

 

We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.

 

I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the American flag.

 

If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know.  I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.

 

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

 

AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS!

 

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !

 

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!

 

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

 

1. Get  a sponsor!

 

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!

 

3. Live by OUR rules!

 

4. Get a job!

 

5. Pay YOUR Taxes!

 

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it!

 

7. NOW find a place to lay your head!

 

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE  PART OF THE PROBLEM!

 

We've gone so far the other way . . .  bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

 

Only AMERICANS seems to care when American Citizens are being offended!

 

WAKE UP America ! ! !

 

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp!

 

Made in the U S A & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!

Yes, damn those progressives!  Trying to move us forward into the "future" instead of back into a half-imagined past.

Ha ha ha ha

Oh wow.

[TherosPherae]

-snip for space-saving-

Too much enter key. Waaaay too much enter key.

And all the messages I see that are "forward this or you're a bad christian" or "repost this because if you don't the llamas will eat you" are an absolute pain in the ass. If I want to post, email, or generally discuss something, especially my religion, I will do it my way and with my own message, thank you very much.

[Vector]

Dear German spelling:

I wish to enact violence upon your person.

No regrets,

Vector

[Leafsnail]

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

There's plenty of rather odd statements in there, but this strikes me as the most vague and ridiculous.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

Ah yes, a man who supports traditional American values.  Hmm, what is the first American value that most people would think of again...?

Dear German spelling:

I wish to enact violence upon your person.

Isn't it... pretty regular and phonetic?  What exactly is wrong with it?

[Vector]

Umlauts.

There's about a billion sounds that are written differently but sound pretty similar.  Hence: violence with swords.

[Leafsnail]

The general rule I learnt (pronounce the second vowel) seems to hold pretty well...

[Darvi]

Umlauts are the least of your problems if it's the pronunciations.

You should be bashing on the C's or something.

Or was that French?

[Vector]

Honestly, I thought that I got enough of this bullshit with learning to spell French and work out the gender system there.  But then it turns out that German is even more complicated >:I

[Darvi]

But then it turns out that German is even more complicated >:I

Wat /:-l

[Vector]

Wat /:-l

In terms of gender-guessing, at the very least =/

[Darvi]

If it's got a -chen then it's neutral.

And if it has a RL gender then chances are it has the same gender grammatically.

Aaaand the rest I guess is like any language. You jus' kinda have to know 'em.

You English speaking people and your trouble with genders

[Mindmaker]

If it's got a -chen then it's neutral.

First reaction was to yell "Wrong!".
But after recalling all words I could with that ending and a quick check using google, I was suprised.

Well, I was never a person to learn language using rules.
I use my gut feeling for that 

[Darvi]

Nah, diminuitive is always neutral.

Which is why girls apparently are genderless :V

[Vector]

Which is why girls apparently are genderless :V

WIN

*cough*

I still hate this German class.  I suspect the language could be taught in a far more engaging manner.

[Mindmaker]

It could, but you have to take matters into your own hands, if you want that.
First however, you need the basics and those are universally dry for any language, taught by any teacher.
At least from my experience.