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[Darvi]

What? Nooooo~

[ein]

Tildes you say?～～～～～～～
How about Japanese tildes?～～～～～～
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Hey Realmfighter～～～～

I feel ridiculous and will stop using those bastards for a few weeks now.

[fqllve]

No, but massive over use of tildes is a great start. There is a place for one in perhaps 1 in 500 posts, tops.

Only if you're too lazy to type out approx.

Oh well, at least I have something to aspire to.

[Darvi]

Nyoro~n

Bonus points for being from an obscure spinoff.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

B~u~t w~h~y d~o m~e~w h~a~v~e a p~r~o~b~l~e~m w~i~t~h o~v~a~u~u u~s~e o~f t~i~l~d~e~s

t~h~e~y~'~r~e s~o~o k~a~w~a~i~i !!!~ D~e~s~u d~e~s~u a~i~s~h~i~t~e~r~u B~r~e~a~d~b~o~c~k~s s~a~m~a !!!~

[ein]

B~u~t w~h~y d~o m~e~w h~a~v~e a p~r~o~b~l~e~m w~i~t~h o~v~a~u~u u~s~e o~f t~i~l~d~e~s

t~h~e~y~'~r~e s~o~o k~a~w~a~i~i !!!~ D~e~s~u d~e~s~u a~i~s~h~i~t~e~r~u B~r~e~a~d~b~o~c~k~s s~a~m~a !!!~

Translated into English:
But why do you have a problem with overuse of tildes?
They're so cute. [incomprehensible garbage] I love you Breadbocks!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

If you were going to transliterate it would be "to be to be" would it not?

[fqllve]

I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't say ovauu mewse, but it's still sig material.

If only that were my thing. :/

[ein]

If you were going to transliterate it would be "to be to be" would it not?

Eh, it's a weird term that doesn't really translate.
Especially when used out of a sentence like that.

[breadbocks]

My friends in RL wonder how the hell I'm able to hold grudges for so damn long.
Ahem.
...
Err... Huh. I can't find it. You'll have to settle for the Fuck You letter for now.

Dear Peasant,

I look forward to your attacks with the same anticipation a small child does in the knowledge it is about to receive a small and unexpected gift.

I have instructed my troops to remove the heads of your dead troops and place them on the walls of my castle as my ravens have not had much to eat these last three weeks due to a lack of incoming attacks.

Their bodies have been cast to my dogs of war as a light snack until you send in your next bunch of kamikaze heroes who wish to die on the walls of my castle in a pathetic attempt to commit war.

Unfortunately during your attack many of your troops fell into the lavatory trenches my troops use daily and drowned in the vile stench of raw sewage which must have been very unpleasant. The weight of their third grade armour aided them being sucked down into the gooey sludge, and a slow death ensued while my troops laughed aloud and farted in their general direction.

The remaining troops, a quite pathetic and bedraggled force with blistered feet and halitosis, fled with their 'commander' from my castle after dropping their rather badly made weapons and ran straight into my external cut-off force and were massacred in a most clean and efficient manner. It was argued later that they never put up a fight and instead insisted on begging for their miserable lives.

The bodies of these weaklings have been nailed to trees in my forest to scare away poachers who occasionally attempt to plunder my Royal Stags, boar and game birds.

My troops are waiting for your next wave of attacks with only what can be described as bored anticipation as the sport they were earlier expecting failed to materialise and they were treated to just a little head chopping and nailing rather than something they could really get their teeth into.

For your next laughable attempt I'll have a couple of my troop's dispatch your motley flea infested tin plated peasants and send the heads of your chaps back as souvenirs so you may present them to their equally infested families.

Congratulations on your stupidity and may your closest relations suffer from large colonies of itchy, biting insects in their grubby clothing for years to come.

Good Day.

[Simmura McCrea]

That's beautiful. I'd sig it if it'd fit.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*golf clap* It's pleasing to see the effort today's children go to over such small things

[Something Evil]

*Sheds a manly tear.*
That's beautiful.


Though I have no bloody clue as to what you're yammering on about...

[Angel Of Death]

A lot of modern games are so damn short. And you pay about 7x as much for them as you'd pay for a game 10 years ago.

RAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE!

[fqllve]

I might be remembering this wrong, but I'm pretty sure I paid at least $60 Earthbound when it came out.