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[x2yzh9]

I wasn't asking for advice from magical internet liberal-psuedo god in that last post.

Ah, here's your problem.  Can't make an enemy of the liberals if you want to buy pot.

...What

I'm a liberal...? I am.

[Rilder]

What is it with movies and this whole barely audible dialogue then loud scenes?

_{We know your a bad person}

*Volume up*

ACTION SCENE BOOM BOOM BOOM EXPLOSIONS

OH GODS MY EARS

[nenjin]

We call that the Michael Bay Explosion Effect.

Or the MA-BLA-SPLOOM Effect.

[Tellemurius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvhMb4ccm7o

[NewsMuffin]

Being insane and evil.
No, seriously, that got me in some shit today.
I don't want to even explain.

[ein]

The one on the left is Megaupload, the right is Rapidshare.
Seriously, why do people still use Rapidshare?
It's worse than horrible.

[Jopax]

God damn bike and it's god damn tires, first i chug it along to a nearby gas station to inflate the front tire, there i have to fuck around with the damn valve for 15 minutes and at one point i almost loose my finger (this induced quite a cramp in my right arm which is now nigh useless as a body appendage).Then when i'm done with that i inflate it only to realize that it's letting air out, the piece of shit, so it's a trip back home bike still by my side.The day is still nice but i really don't want to go out there again, damn bikes

[Blargityblarg]

Would somebody please explain why every last word processing program on the planet thinks it's better at numbering lists than I am? Or why there is no way short of murdering the developers and writing your own program to turn the goddamn shitbastard fourteen-consecutive-minutes-of-increasingly-inventive profanity things off?

It frightens me that there is a sufficient portion of the population who are content to have it indent their work at random, and that that portion is sufficient for it to be made a default feature on every program ever argharfuckdamnRAEG.

[Akura]

Dammit, internet went out yesterday around noon, and didn't come back until this morning.

[Ottofar]

I should be doing some school-thing about Poland right now, but am feeling extremely lazy.
This situation makes me want to beat some sense in myself.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Would somebody please explain why every last word processing program on the planet thinks it's better at numbering lists than I am? Or why there is no way short of murdering the developers and writing your own program to turn the goddamn shitbastard fourteen-consecutive-minutes-of-increasingly-inventive profanity things off?

It frightens me that there is a sufficient portion of the population who are content to have it indent their work at random, and that that portion is sufficient for it to be made a default feature on every program ever argharfuckdamnRAEG.

a) Because the developers think their way is the only right way.

b) Notepad.

[ein]

Would somebody please explain why every last word processing program on the planet thinks it's better at numbering lists than I am? Or why there is no way short of murdering the developers and writing your own program to turn the goddamn shitbastard fourteen-consecutive-minutes-of-increasingly-inventive profanity things off?

It frightens me that there is a sufficient portion of the population who are content to have it indent their work at random, and that that portion is sufficient for it to be made a default feature on every program ever argharfuckdamnRAEG.

a) Because the developers think their way is the only right way.

b) Notepad.

Also Notepad++, Wordpad, TextEdit, gedit, emacs, nano, vi(m)

Anyway, I've been carrying these training swords around school, and everybody keeps asking me 'Are those real ninja swords?'
Yes, they're real swords, made of foam and wood just sticking out of my bag.
I use them to cut up people who ask too many questions.

[Tarran]

So, I was playing Alpha Centauri, just starting out as the University.

All of a sudden Mrs. Gaia comes around and declares war on me. She kicks my ass, and I've only got one base left.

Now, here's the angering part; out of NOWHERE comes a FRICKTON of units. Like, seriously, a TON of units. I don't stand a chance.



Okay, that game was my fault, I was too slow. Now I start another game. I get a decent start and blah blah.

Now, all of a sudden one of my bases can't support the amount of units it's currently supporting, so it disbands one.

Can you guess what it disbands?

A FREAKING TRANSPORT FOIL CONTAINING A COLONY POD AND A GARRISON PERSON. I really wish they would've GAVE ME AN OPTION OF WHAT I WANT TO DISBAND. RIGFRIGFLAFFBAFFGURGLESMERGLEPFFFBAAARRRGGYYYAAAARRRGGGHH.

*Sigh*

[Jack_Bread]

I'm trying to watch videos on Youtube and the headphones I had for a few months are crapping out! The sound keeps switching sides!!
These are the exact same ones I had before which lasted a year before falling apart and the speaker parts worked for a few months afterward! It's so annoying! D:<

[Akura]

The dogs got into a fight early this morning around 2:00AM. That wasn't bad enough with the asshole kicking one of them(my favorite) as hard as he could repeatedly(I could hea the sound of the impacts from my room) and then going as far as saying he would kill the dog if he could find a bullet for his gun.

Not what I need right before my first day at a new job...