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[Sirus]

We've got an asshole on the forums. Getcher pitchforks y'all.

[LordSlowpoke]

...that is literally the same shitlord who annoys Cataclysm.

Alrighty then. Sirus, PM inbound.

[Sirus]

Thankfully it looks like Toady took care of it already. That was fast!

[Bauglir]

Internet dead for a couple hours. Blagh. Still, I learned that Audiosurf gets silly when you run a 40 minute kinda-shitty dubstep track.

[Foamybeard]

Kinda hard to ruin your little brother's life without getting into trouble with your family.

It's called 'unfortunate accidents'

Siblings are like nobles: Insane demands, and god forbid you ignore them.

But... I have no magma! D:

[Foamybeard]

I'll go with the Bin idea for next summer when his mother has him fly out from California.

...He's the typical asshole Californian Eco-Warrior who lectures everyone about saving the planet but throws trash on the ground because it is more convenient.

So I guess he's like an Elf, telling you cutting down trees is bad but using wood constantly.

[Foamybeard]

Hah! I just might, but he tends to get all pissy when you do.


I'm honestly glad he didn't end up damaging my friendship with that friend of mine.

[Steelmagic]

Most people get pissy when you open up hell.

Some people can become very successful through hell however, i mean just look at Doomguy.

[Foamybeard]

Most people get pissy when you open up hell.

Some people can become very successful through hell however, i mean just look at Doomguy.

The demons killed Doomguy's pet bunny.

[Loud Whispers]

The demons killed Doomguy's pet bunny.

Only bullets can fill the hole left in Doomguy's heart.

[Xantalos]

Most people get pissy when you open up hell.

Some people can become very successful through hell however, i mean just look at Doomguy.

The demons killed Doomguy's pet bunny.

Got him VERY angry.

In fact, I was just reminded of Con Air's bunny scene.

Doomguy is Nicolas Cage. This explains everything.

[Angel Of Death]

Most people get pissy when you open up hell.

Some people can become very successful through hell however, i mean just look at Doomguy.

The demons killed Doomguy's pet bunny.

Got him VERY angry.

In fact, I was just reminded of Con Air's bunny scene.

Doomguy is Nicolas Cage. This explains everything.

What is it? WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT?
NO! NOT THE IMPS! AAAAARGH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES, AAARGH, AAAALRGHRH!

[Loud Whispers]

My mom is complaining about me "ruining the computer", by which she means her farmville took longer to turn on.
She said it was because:
-I'm using desktop instead of start (windows
-I opened too many things at the same time (which means I opened steam while FarmVill loaded)
And this one's from my sister, but my mom immediately supported it:
-I have too many things, like Terraria, Spore, Minecraft, etc.(At most, I take 15 gigs of space)

Let me be clear.
This is an Alienware, with 8 gigs of ram, one terabyte of empty space, Nvidia 5, etc.
And running two things, or having more than 5 desktop items is gonna make it slow.

Get your own computer, password protect it.
Whomsoever has the computer with the viruses and constant malfunctions on it shall be proclaimed the worst at technical literacy.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

God Cmega, why did you take your mother's toolbars away? You're almost as bad as Vector.

[BlackFlyme]

I was just reminded of my mom's piece of crap superb Windows Vista.

It barely has enough memory to run its own operating system, let alone running any applications.

If possible, do as Loud Whispers says and see if you can get your own computer. Sharing one with the technologically illiterate is not fun.