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[lue]

Hitmen are cheaper than you'd think, you know?

I should stop advocating murder as a one-size-fits-all solution.

Yeah, it's more of a makes-all-fit-one-size solution.

sigged.

And Descan, I think we call all agree your brother is a terrible, terrible person.

[Rose]

I don't see it in your sig.

[lue]

It's there. Did you click on the enticing link?

[Lagslayer]

I don't see it in your sig.

Are we really going through this schtick again?

He has a link to the sigtext thread. Because he had to sig so much stuff that it wouldn't normally fit into his sig.

[lue]

I don't see it in your sig.

Are we really going through this schtick again?

He has a link to the sigtext thread. Because he had to sig so much stuff that it wouldn't normally fit into his sig.

I actually don't have that much yet, I just wanted to get the sigtext post over with from the start.

[Frumple]

He has a link to the sigtext thread. Because he had to sig so much stuff that it wouldn't normally fit into his sig.

Which... isn't a sig. That extra stuff. It's, like. A quotes file. Saying compilation. Witticism cistern. I like that. Witticism cistern.

S'fine and dandy! Just... not sig. That other stuff.

Sigtext thread OP should rename it the witticism cistern thread.

[lue]

He has a link to the sigtext thread. Because he had to sig so much stuff that it wouldn't normally fit into his sig.

Which... isn't a sig. That extra stuff. It's, like. A quotes file. Saying compilation. Witticism cistern. I like that. Witticism cistern.

S'fine and dandy! Just... not sig. That other stuff.

Sigtext thread OP should rename it the witticism cistern thread.

"Witticistern", clearly.

And I've corrected my signature to clear up future confusion. Thank you for your patronage .

[Rose]

I will never approve of the sigtext thread. Never.

[Furtuka]

why?

[lue]

Spoiler: rant (click to show/hide)

Well, my sister asked for a trampoline for her birthday and toady we're building it. But when we began building, I tried to hold the springs on opposite ends to reduce tension. This was followed by my parents reprimanding me. My mom sends me to call my uncle, but he doesn't responds. She immediately starts shouting at me for being incompetent. Later, my dad is having trouble finishing the springs, and reads the instruction set to see why. Guess. Just. Guess. He had to hold the springs on opposite ends! So, having arrived at this conclusion with no help whatsoever, he tells us to pull. I tell him the tension is already too high, and we should start again, but the keeps saying no. I pull some of the springs on the other side and we can barely pull one together. I go, and read the instructions over. It takes me ~15 seconds to realize my dad didn't read ahead, because it clearly states there is a SPECIAL TOOL made for the springs SO YOU DON'T HURT YOUR HANDS. It seriously annoys me. Especially as it's not the first time. One morning he woke me up even though I was sick to tell me the internet wasn't working on his iPad, telling me it was my fault and I should do something. Guess what? The internet wasn't working that day! He could've just, you know, checked or something. But no, he totally had to wake me up early when I felt in a horrible state. Twice. He woke me twice.

This rant needs to dig deeper...

Today, we where at a library, and I rejoiced at the books. I knew if I had a choice, I'd be spilling the books into a basket to buy them all. But my parents where there. Which means when I asked for H.P. Lovecraft, I was told it was "demonic". And my parents chose the book to give to my friend. And when I got a book from Edgar Allan Poe (my favorite author), my mom told me I "read weird stuff" and that he ha a messed up life and I should only read from succesful people. That means new bestsellers and basically what society deems "good". They also took it away. Like they did wi chemistry when I started to boil stuff. Like they did with my desire for 3D animation when I "spent too much time with that weird thing". This rant hasn't ended. It's just the beggining.

That's a very good start to your dystopian epic. I mean, it is fiction, right? ...Right? (Seriously, that's not cool. I don't even.)

I will never approve of the sigtext thread. Never.

I'm with Furtuka. Why? It seems like an absolutely useless thing to be pissed about.

[Chaoswizkid]

The sigtext thread trivializes the statements that people sig only to post in the thread.
Consider your signature at the bottom of your post prime real estate. Only the best of the best goes there because anything less will get replaced. These are the true gems produced by the community. These are the shining beacons of verbal grandeur.

Now water down that space to a theoretically infinite amount. It is no longer saved for the best of the best; something only mildly entertaining will suffice. It also demands that any viewer must first click the link to view the list of (potentially) mediocre sigtexts rather than openingly displaying them like a trophy.

Still, yeah, doesn't do any real harm, so there's no real use (from my perspective) in being terribly upset about it.

[Thecard]

To be completely fair, Japa never said Japa was pissed, just that Japa didn't and won't approve of it. That itself does not really imply being pissed off.

Also, sorry for the lack of pronouns, Japa. I don't wanna assume the existence or nonexistence of any penises, so I figured I'd just do it this way.

[Xantalos]

The sigtext thread trivializes the statements that people sig only to post in the thread.
Consider your signature at the bottom of your post prime real estate. Only the best of the best goes there because anything less will get replaced. These are the true gems produced by the community. These are the shining beacons of verbal grandeur.

Now water down that space to a theoretically infinite amount. It is no longer saved for the best of the best; something only mildly entertaining will suffice. It also demands that any viewer must first click the link to view the list of (potentially) mediocre sigtexts rather than openingly displaying them like a trophy.

Still, yeah, doesn't do any real harm, so there's no real use (from my perspective) in being terribly upset about it.

But what if you've found simply too many glorious quotes to contain and you don't want to lose the old quotes?

[Thecard]

The sigtext thread trivializes the statements that people sig only to post in the thread.
Consider your signature at the bottom of your post prime real estate. Only the best of the best goes there because anything less will get replaced. These are the true gems produced by the community. These are the shining beacons of verbal grandeur.

Now water down that space to a theoretically infinite amount. It is no longer saved for the best of the best; something only mildly entertaining will suffice. It also demands that any viewer must first click the link to view the list of (potentially) mediocre sigtexts rather than openingly displaying them like a trophy.

Still, yeah, doesn't do any real harm, so there's no real use (from my perspective) in being terribly upset about it.

But what if you've found simply too many glorious quotes to contain and you don't want to lose the old quotes?

Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.
New-made sigships, like new wine,
Age will mellow and refine.
Sigss that have stood the test-
Time and change-are surely best;
Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray;
sigs never knows decay.
For 'mid old sigs, tried and true,
Once more we our youth renew.
But old sigs, alas! may die;
New sigs must their place supply.
Cherish sigs in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.

[Xantalos]

Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.
New-made sigships, like new wine,
Age will mellow and refine.
Sigss that have stood the test-
Time and change-are surely best;
Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray;
sigs never knows decay.
For 'mid old sigs, tried and true,
Once more we our youth renew.
But old sigs, alas! may die;
New sigs must their place supply.
Cherish sigs in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.

Like this, which is sigged.