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Author Topic: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 32: CITY IS CRAZY  (Read 24394 times)

Realmfighter

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 20: CLOCK WORK AND MONSTERS OH MY
« Reply #255 on: June 23, 2010, 07:33:27 pm »
Shadow, Hex and CJ.

I need some turns.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 20: CLOCK WORK AND MONSTERS OH MY
« Reply #256 on: June 23, 2010, 07:45:34 pm »
Kill dogs
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 20: CLOCK WORK AND MONSTERS OH MY
« Reply #257 on: June 23, 2010, 07:50:35 pm »
Use CJ as a club.

WHAP. WHAP. WHAP.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 20: CLOCK WORK AND MONSTERS OH MY
« Reply #258 on: June 23, 2010, 08:13:49 pm »
OH GOD WHAT
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 20: CLOCK WORK AND MONSTERS OH MY
« Reply #259 on: June 23, 2010, 08:18:26 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on June 23, 2010, 08:13:49 pm
OH GOD WHAT

What's the worst that could happen?
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 20: CLOCK WORK AND MONSTERS OH MY
« Reply #260 on: June 23, 2010, 08:33:00 pm »
"I was drunk officer, I swear!"
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #261 on: June 24, 2010, 12:16:05 am »
Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
Wolf:FREEZE THEIR JOINTS=3
You nail the dogs right in their fragile looking joints, freezing the solid and rendering them useless. Moments later, the dogs entire structure configures itself to no longer need the frozen joints, and it looks faster after the change.

Frelock:Shoot a joint=(4+1)5
You hit the first dog right were the shoulder should be doing 5 damage. The bolt immediately snaps in half, and the dog changes and looks tougher. If it wasn't for their reliance on a poorly designed and ill implemented HP system you would never be able to beat them.

Diablos:SHOOTING=(5+1)6
YOU SHOTTEDED AT THE MONSTER. ITS FACE EXPLODES. HOLY SHIT. 5 DAMAGE TO FAST DOG MONSTER.

CJM:Kill some mechanical Sons of bitchs=(4+1)5
You shoot the fast dog in the chest, while simultaneously punching it in the mouth. 4 Damage

Tinkles:USE CJM AS A CLUB/WHAP WHAP WHAP=2
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DO THAT, EVEN IF CJM COOPERATED. WHICH HE WONT.

Hex:INSERT FIRE BASED PUN HERE=6
DON'T ASK ME FOR MORE PUNS. THEY ARE ALL GONE. Anyway, YOU LIGHT THE HEAVY DOG ON FIRE. 3 DAMAGE.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #262 on: June 24, 2010, 12:20:31 am »
OK attemp to freeze the entire structure of the fast dog
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #263 on: June 24, 2010, 12:20:43 am »
Shoot it harder!
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #264 on: June 24, 2010, 12:21:25 am »
Quote from: wolfchild on June 24, 2010, 12:20:31 am
OK attemp to freeze the entire structure of the fast dog

WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT DOESN'T WORK.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #265 on: June 24, 2010, 12:22:43 am »
i thought freezig thier joints did not work, ok then ice the ground in front of the fast dog, so it has to at least take time to reconfigure, that or slide to certain doom
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You really can both sig it.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #266 on: June 24, 2010, 12:24:14 am »
Stare at the mechanical things and realize I'm not getting a meal out of this.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #267 on: June 24, 2010, 06:59:21 am »
Punch the clown into ACTION. Then punch the dogs.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 19: LATIN CHANTING IS NEVER GOOD
« Reply #268 on: June 24, 2010, 08:47:46 am »
I will now come up with a fire based pun. you cool with that? (there's one)

You know what, nevermind. I will now steal a new car. preferably one with nitris.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
« Reply #269 on: June 24, 2010, 10:44:05 am »
I shoot the dogs again!
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