Turn 21: NOW THATS JUST STUPID
Wolf:FREEZE THEIR JOINTS=3You nail the dogs right in their fragile looking joints, freezing the solid and rendering them useless. Moments later, the dogs entire structure configures itself to no longer need the frozen joints, and it looks faster after the change.
Frelock:Shoot a joint=(4+1)5You hit the first dog right were the shoulder should be doing 5 damage. The bolt immediately snaps in half, and the dog changes and looks tougher. If it wasn't for their reliance on a poorly designed and ill implemented HP system you would never be able to beat them.
Diablos:SHOOTING=(5+1)6YOU SHOTTEDED AT THE MONSTER. ITS FACE EXPLODES. HOLY SHIT. 5 DAMAGE TO FAST DOG MONSTER.
CJM:Kill some mechanical Sons of bitchs=(4+1)5You shoot the fast dog in the chest, while simultaneously punching it in the mouth. 4 Damage
Tinkles:USE CJM AS A CLUB/WHAP WHAP WHAP=2YOU DO NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DO THAT, EVEN IF CJM COOPERATED. WHICH HE WONT.
Hex:INSERT FIRE BASED PUN HERE=6DON'T ASK ME FOR MORE PUNS. THEY ARE ALL GONE. Anyway, YOU LIGHT THE HEAVY DOG ON FIRE. 3 DAMAGE.
Wolf
Ice Flail
Ice Gun
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
9/10HP
Tinkles
15/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Skeleton xylophone
Diablos
Gun
Vest
10/10HP
Shooting Level 2 1/3
CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE Totaled more
Gun Kata Level 2 2/3
8/10 HP
Frelock
Awesomer Crossbow (5 Damage)
Cross bowing level 3 0/4
8/10 HP
Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Flame Fighting Level 3 3/4
Healing Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10
Bob
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP
They are somewere else.
Clock Work Monsters
Tough Dog
7/18 HP
On Fire
Fast Dog
6/15 HP