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Author Topic: Omegle  (Read 7155 times)

Muz

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2010, 05:33:11 pm »
Hah, there might be a way of practicing my DM skills after all.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2010, 08:35:32 pm »
Short hate
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: wow.
You: you're short.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Carp!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: carp!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
They hate DF
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male looking for horny female
You: I'm going to post this on the DF forums. Anything to say?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am violent
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I WILL EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD!!!!!1
You have disconnected.
Iraq hate
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *brofist*
You: wat up playa?
Stranger: nothing. what's good homie?
You: I found a cruise missle out in my yard.
Stranger: what does brofist mean?
Stranger: you fucking liar.
You: *brofist*=*fistbump*=hello!
You: Also, I am scared.
You: not gonna lie
Stranger: awesome! thanks for expanding my vocabulary!
You: There's a fucking missle in my front yard.
You: Welcome to fucking Iraq.
You: It's fuckin with my head.
Stranger: are you from there?
You: seriously.
You: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Diablous

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2010, 08:37:15 pm »
They hate DF?! We must destroy them!
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2010, 09:03:30 pm »
Very intresting
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2010, 09:13:49 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on June 05, 2010, 08:37:15 pm
They hate DF?! We must destroy them!
Fire the Magma at them!
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2010, 09:17:27 pm »
I once convinced a russian guy that I was really an AI from the future warning him about the impending doom of humanity by the hands of another AI, either he did an awesome job playing along or he actualy at least partialy believed it.

Another easy one is to pretend to be a help bot, alot of people seem to fall for that one, but the only thing you get out of it is a bunch of people complaining about how omegle is full of rapists.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2010, 09:19:36 pm »
Spoiler: for odd men only (click to show/hide)

I fufilled my prophecy
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« Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 09:48:10 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2010, 10:06:35 pm »
d00d... wat?
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Kadzar

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2010, 10:56:12 pm »
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2010, 02:43:45 am »
Oh balls after I failed trolling, I found a person and their friend who made a game.

Scratch that, friend made the game only. But still there was a nice conversation.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2010, 03:08:24 am by Phantom »
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2010, 10:54:52 am »
Spoiler: Hypocrite (click to show/hide)

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May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2010, 11:00:36 am »
what WAS that nonsense, you pickle-nosed pfargtl?!
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2010, 11:50:43 am »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on June 06, 2010, 11:00:36 am
what WAS that nonsense, you pickle-nosed pfargtl?!
I have no idea, but it made me LOL.  :D
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

Pathos

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2010, 02:12:55 pm »
My personal favourite line to start a conversation (after hello) is: What's your name, Stranger? :)

Gets you so much personal information in one go.
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Muz

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2010, 05:19:56 pm »
Quote from: Pathos on June 06, 2010, 02:12:55 pm
My personal favourite line to start a conversation (after hello) is: What's your name, Stranger? :)

Gets you so much personal information in one go.

Took me a while to learn that, but yeah, it helps a lot. Also confuses trolls for a moment :P
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