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[Cthulhu]

I met my wife on Omegle during a /b/ raid.  We talked for months and then she came to visit the USA... several months later, and we got her green card yesterday.

Pssst, she may be using you to get into the US.

[Dwarf]

I met a Finnish lass on Omegle. Appearently there's lots of them Finnish Lasses.

Northern English stuff aside, I value her highly as conversational partner. No shit.

[Josephus]

I met my wife on Omegle during a /b/ raid.  We talked for months and then she came to visit the USA... several months later, and we got her green card yesterday.

Talked for months? Your internet bill must be impressive.

[Dwarf]

What?

[Nonsapient]

I met my wife on Omegle during a /b/ raid.  We talked for months and then she came to visit the USA... several months later, and we got her green card yesterday.

Bullshit.

Absolute truth.  She came here from Norway.  We were married on Feb. 13.

[Dwarf]

Bastard. Why let her come to the USA when you could live in Norway happy ever after.

[Nonsapient]

Bastard. Why let her come to the USA when you could live in Norway happy ever after.

That's what I keep thinking now.  We're still thinking of moving there eventually.  It'd be a good idea, especially with my oilfield experience.

[Josephus]

I don think anyone uses dialup anymore, dude.

And that is what is wrong with the world.

[SolarShado]

I have dial-up at home 

But they don't charge by-use, it's ~$20/month, unlimited.

Moving soon, though, and then we'll be upgrading to cable.

[PenguinOverlord]

I went on it. The first person I talked to was my Science Partner, who I hate.
Edit: This made me realize that my Science Partner actually isn't stupid. Wow.

[zchris13]

You talked to someone you knew? Sounds like a bug.

[Muz]

I met my wife on Omegle during a /b/ raid.  We talked for months and then she came to visit the USA... several months later, and we got her green card yesterday.

Lol, I wouldn't believe you, but I met my fiancee now by dialing a random phone number and flirting shamelessly with her (trolling). Turned out that we didn't live so far from each other, went to the same college, and our friends still don't believe that I managed to hook up with her.

Also know a girl who met her spouse on a MUSH, another one who met her future husband on a plane, and another guy who got engaged recently to a chick in the same online alliance. Those love stories are the most fun

[Muz]

Just an early warning.. Toady's locked the last Omegle trolling thread. Be careful where you step.

[Jackrabbit]

I've already mentioned. Whatever happens next happens next, I guess.

[Rotten]

This was pretty cool.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ESCAPE THE DUNGEON

Command structure:
There are three commands you can use on items, LOOK [item], GET [item] and USE [item]
Geting and item but not using it, or using an item that does not run out will place it in your inventory.
You can acess your inventory when not in combat with INV
You can look around at any time with LOOK, without adding an item

Now...

You are in a dungeon.
You are tied (via rope) to the wall by your waist.
There is a birdman corpse with sharp claws hanging nearby.
Stranger: sweet. can i eat it?
You: You attempt to eat the skelton, but it doesn't taste very good
Stranger: aw. nasty
Stranger: hm. can I get item
You: You look around for items within your reach.
3 pebbles
1 large rock
5 birdman claws
Stranger: Get the claws
You: You grab the claws, somewhat damaging your fingers in the process.
INV
Clothing
3 units food
5 birdman claws
Stranger: Is it possible to cut th eropes with the claws.............. hmm... attempts
You: You saw at the rope with the claws. It actually works quite well.
You have escaped.
You: INV
Clothing
3 units food
1 broken birdman claw
4 birdman claws
Cut rope
Stranger: What next
You: You LOOK around the room.
There is a mutialted birdman corpse, minus 5 claws
There is an iron ring (you were tied to it)
There is dirt on the stone floor
There is an iron door to the North. It appears locked.
Stranger: Pears into the dirt
You: You look into the dirt.
There are various mice corpses.
You: There are also several small holes in the base of the wall.
Stranger: Looks at holes in the wall. Sticks broken bird claw in one. Not risking my fingers
You: You stick your broken birdman claw in one of the holes. You disturb a demon rat! The demon rat charges at you! You have entered combat!
Stranger: aw dang it.
You: In combat, you can do various actions based on what you have. Since you only have basic body parts right now, you can punch, kick, smash, etc.
Stranger: kicks at demon rat
You: You kick at the demon rat!
The kick strikes the demon rat in the side!
The demon rat's ribcage has been badly damged! The Rat is having trouble breathing!
Stranger: Smashed demon rat
You: You bring your foot up, preparing to smash the demon rat!
The demon rat tries to escape, but fails.
You smash the demon rat, leaving 1 infected meat and 3 bones.
You: And 5 broken bones
Stranger: LOOK at door
You: You look at the iron door.
This is a masterfully crafted iron door. All craftdungeonmastership is of the higest quality. It menaces with spikes of iron, prisoner bone, and sadness. It sports a large keyhole.
Stranger: Look at key hole. Must be a key around somewhere... Surveys room again
You: You look at the keyhole. It is large.
You search the room again. You spot something in the Demon Rat's hole.
Stranger: Aw dang. Uses rope and broken claw to poke around in it again
You: You poke around in the demon rats tunnel again. It is surprisingly deep, but you brush against the end of the key. One of the key's menacing spikes is lodged in the tunnel. You'll have to
find a way to get it out, as the tunnel is to small for your hand.
Stranger: Hm. Gather s bones and claws and ropes. It may be possible to make a hook
You: You gather bones, the birdman claws, and the rope. You attemp to make a hook.
You: You succeed! You have made a crude hook device attached to the rope.
Stranger: Shoves the hook into the hole trying to hook the key.
You: You attempt, and succeed, in hooking the key. You gently pull it out.
INV
Clothing
3 units food
1 unit infected meat
4 bones
5 broken bones
Cut rope
Key
Stranger: Look at door with key
You: The key matches the door perfectly. Dungeon masters love meacing spikes.
You: *menacing
Stranger: Puts key in hole and turns.
You: You unlock the door, but do not open it yet.
Stranger: Opens door
You: You open the door. The hallway you are in seems to be part of a large complex. It is very dark. There are no creatures in sight.
Stranger: Takes spike and shoves head on it
Stranger: GAME OVER
Stranger: sorry
You: You kill yourself.
You: There is lots of blood
You: Being dead is cold and clammy.
Stranger: the rats arent hungry anymore and i have to go cut grass now. hence the death
You: Ok, see ya.