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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2010, 12:18:14 pm »

Wait, can I do another one? :D

Every 24 hours, gravity of the planet will change to somewhere in between zero gravity and a point where you are almost unable to move and falling a feet will result in a bloody splatter.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2010, 12:28:06 pm »

Make a self-destruct button for the planet (also known as The Doomsday Device) on the top of the highest mountain you have created, or create a very VERY tall mountain to put the button on.
You create a massive mountain and place th doomsday device on it.

Go get some popcorn and then plant some kernels deep below the planet surface.
What?

Create a friendly, giant, winged space turtle. Chain it to the planet donut.
"And there shall be a giant, winged space turtle chained to the planet!" You command.

Create mushroom trees. Make the spores edible and nutritious.
"Giant mushrooms shall grow and become a part of the ecosystem. They will be sweet and nutritious."

Wait, can I do another one? :D

Every 24 hours, gravity of the planet will change to somewhere in between zero gravity and a point where you are almost unable to move and falling a feet will result in a bloody splatter.
You say that, but are not sure if it will work.

You are waiting for more suggestions when you hear a scream inside your mind.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2010, 12:29:35 pm »

quick, find where it's coming from!
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2010, 01:01:24 pm »

What is there not to get?
PLANT GIANT KERNELS WITHIN THE PLANET.

THEN TURN UP THE TEMPERATURE.
HEHEHE
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2010, 01:26:00 pm »

quick, find where it's coming from!
You zoom around the planet in your mind, only to find that the sentient fish has developed a voice!

What is there not to get?
PLANT GIANT KERNELS WITHIN THE PLANET.

THEN TURN UP THE TEMPERATURE.
HEHEHE
To my knoledge a kernel is the base code of an OS. eg. Windows NT
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2010, 01:30:32 pm »

He means corn seeds
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2010, 01:32:42 pm »

You know, the kernels that pop to make popcorn?
« Last Edit: June 02, 2010, 01:53:13 pm by Diablous »
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2010, 01:36:09 pm »

Hehe, i like where this is going, a donut shaped, popcorn filled, mushrum growing, doomsday device totting, crazy gravity planet inside a box.

Also:
Go out and catch a small lizard, unleash it upon the planet under the namo of GOJIRA!!!!
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2010, 01:37:05 pm »

(New image next update please)

Create a moon one half of the H'trae's mass, start it orbiting so H'trae gets a 24 hour day, and not to close as to cause a collision. Give it basic oceans, with a nitrogen-carbon dioxide atmosphere, with enough carbon dioxide to make surface temperature 41F/5C.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2010, 01:41:33 pm »

Point at the talking fist and say "You are now a wizard!"
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2010, 01:51:12 pm »

Say "Grant the sentient crabs the gift of civilization, with all its benefits and disadvantages".
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