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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2010, 08:06:33 pm »

 Set Angels to live on the East Pole. Create Giants that live in the clouds that live on the West pole. Giants that can harness the power of thunder itself.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2010, 08:07:44 pm »

Set Angels to live on the East Pole. Create Giants that live in the clouds that live on the West pole. Giants that can harness the power of thunder itself.

Name their leader Odin. Then poke his eye out.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2010, 05:47:23 pm »

You guys are scaring the mod away.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2010, 05:51:31 pm »

You guys are scaring the mod away.
Come back, Mod! We wuv youuuuu!!!!!!!*puppyface*
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2010, 05:52:06 pm »

You guys are scaring the mod away.
Come back, Mod! We wuv youuuuu!!!!!!!*puppyface*
Now you are just creeping him out.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2010, 06:39:24 pm »

Sorry, I forgot about this. I'll update it tommorow!
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2010, 07:03:30 pm »

Sorry, I forgot about this. I'll update it tommorow!
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 07:45:44 am »

I`d name it H`trae.
You name the planet H'trae, and see that it is good.

Make a race of sentient crabs that live on land.
You say, "There shall be a sentient race of crabs living upon this land!". As you commanded a sentient race of crabs now lives upon the land.

Become depressed your river/canyon is now a deep sea trench. Say 'create massive underwater beasts in the trench'.
You notice that your massive canyon is now a mere sea trench. Dissapointed, you say, "Let giant underwater beasts roam the sea trench!". And as you command it, it happens.

Create a dwarf fortress.
You can't see anything good possibly coming of this.

create a race of sentient humans, and a race of sentient birds. see which one overtakes the other first.
"Let sentient humans and sentient birds roam the lands!". You then spin the world around several times and look at the races. You find that they have both died of starvation.

Find a small island and create "Haven" by lining the coasts with shear cliffs and mountains, but have a small freshwater lake and lush forest inside. Around the lake various caves lead into a massive underground complex with it's own ecosystem, removed from the rest of the world.
You create the lush island of Haven. It is lined with mountains and is mostly forest. It h as it's own ecosystem and a massive underground complex of caves around a lake.

On a small island in the eastern hemisphere, create a pair of humanoid saurian creatures, about twice the size of a human. Name them Mymaxasaurs, and program them to reproduce, and develop a way to go to war with the sentient fish.
You do that (I'm beggining to run out of time to update this).

On a small island in the eastern hemisphere, create a pair of humanoid saurian creatures, about twice the size of a human. Name them Mymaxasaurs, and program them to reproduce, and develop a way to go to war with the sentient fish.

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Gift sentient fish grand war machines.
You give the fish war machinies and the power to use them.

Tilt the world so that the Polar Icecaps are now north and south, raise a Mountain range along the new Equator...
You turn the world over and make it like out earth.

Add a great sea of magma far below the surface of the world.
You command that there will be a magma sea below the earth.

Poke a hole trough the planet with your finger, shape it into a donut
You do that.

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Create static, solid clouds. Create a humanoid race of birds on the clouds. Call these new humanoids angels. Make them worship you.
You make angels and put them on the north pole.

Set Angels to live on the East Pole. Create Giants that live in the clouds that live on the West pole. Giants that can harness the power of thunder itself.

Name their leader Odin. Then poke his eye out.
You call the angel leader Olin, and poke his eye out.

You drop the card and it flies out of the window, maybe you will find another one.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2010, 08:39:12 am »

Actually the giant was to be named Odin, not the angel
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2010, 09:33:05 am »

Actually the giant was to be named Odin, not the angel
Well we can still name the giant Odin, and then Olin and Odin can fight.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2010, 10:47:25 am »

Make a self-destruct button for the planet (also known as The Doomsday Device) on the top of the highest mountain you have created, or create a very VERY tall mountain to put the button on.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2010, 11:21:42 am »

Say "Grant the sentient crabs the gift of civilization, with all its benefits and disadvantages".
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2010, 11:46:13 am »

Go get some popcorn and then plant some kernels deep below the planet surface.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2010, 11:52:18 am »

Create a friendly, giant, winged space turtle. Chain it to the planet donut.
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Re: Your Very Own Planet
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2010, 11:52:30 am »

Create mushroom trees. Make the spores edible and nutritious.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
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